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@433 So we could've won the league if he started the season?

The Premier League table since Michael Carrick took over... 🤯 𝘼 𝙈𝘼𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙍𝘾𝙇𝘼𝙎𝙎 👏

@timmyhasagoatee Before nko?

@fullstack_elvis una dey filter garri?

Lunch as a struggling gym bro 🍽️

@_wytai @Victorokeke_ Reminds me of yesterday... At a pharmacy, the girlfriend was consulting the pharmacist and the boyfriend sat down and started blasting music from his phone... Grown up oooo

@Victorokeke_ Everyone here is so noisy, watching videos loudly in public, talking over each other, “religious pollution”. Ike gwuru

Even when the majority of cars plying the roads in Korea are either hybrid or EV, they still build these noise barriers all over the place. No one steals or breaks the glass curtain wall. Just there to keep the vehicle noise on the road.

@stanlee0nX Not perfect, some times it can add unnecessary codes lines. But the UI never misses.

@fullstack_elvis Have u tried it in logic? How good is it?

Which AI model are you using the most right now? - Gemini 3.1 - Opus 4.6 - Sonnet 4.6 - Codex - GPT-5.4

@FabrizioRomano One man's food is another man's poison. Defense and attack are both parts of the game so any coach can decide on how to adapt.

🚨 Diego Simeone: “When a game ends 5-4, everyone says: What a great game… and I say: they scored 5 goals against us”. “I don't know if it's such a good game for us coaches - but on TV, it was of course nice to watch that game”.

@1meajay Because most of them are "hardworking" just for survival. If they have the opportunity to not work, they wouldn't work. Very few wants to make their own money and take care of themselves by themselves.

@Odogwunwanyii From what I read, you're the one comparing yourself with his mother. He just stated one of the reasons he's attracted to you, but you're probably insecure about his mother being better at it. Or you're faking being industrious.

Some dude I was talking to one time said he got attracted to me because I am industrious. His mother is also industrious and has lots of business, he wants a woman like his mother. I had to block it immediately. wtf was that?

@gozkybrain4u Jumia is an entire system not just a web app, unless you want to build something that would break or hacked almost immediately it's in production.

A skilled Dev can actually build Jumia’s Web App in 2 weeks FR, but they will not say it because it doesn’t end with a web app. 😫 I wish vibe coders will take atleast one course, DSA, backend CRUD, please.

@isaacscofield19 @UTDTrey Like they had a choice?

@UTDTrey Chelsea doesn't deserve this Bants from y'all 😫😭 I thought we agreed not to attack Chelsea after losing to Man city⚽💙💙

We’re are looking for 5 wins in a row while Chelsea are about to do 5 PL losses in a row

Nigeria Is Bleeding From Within It is deeply troubling to read recent World Bank reports indicating that, while Nigeria’s Federation Revenue surged to ₦84 trillion in just three years, a staggering 41% —amounting to ₦34.44 trillion —never reached the Federation Account. This sum exceeds the combined ₦34 trillion earmarked for capital projects in the 2024 and 2025 Appropriation Bills, a comparison that underscores the gravity of the situation and signals that something is fundamentally wrong. This is not a mere oversight; it points to institutionalised corruption on a massive scale. In 1994, when the Okigbo Panel reported about $12.4 billion from the Gulf War oil windfall as unaccounted for, Nigerians were outraged and the nation shook with indignation. Today, an even more troubling situation appears to be unfolding, yet it is met with a disquietening silence. We are trapped in a lethal paradox: Earning more as a nation, yet having less to invest in healthcare, education, and infrastructure. From 2025, systemic “deductions” have allowed agencies to capture more resources than entire states and even critical ministries. These leakages explain why countries with fewer resources are out-performing us across key development indices. With such a broken system, how can we fix power, strengthen our schools, build resilient healthcare, or develop critical infrastructure? Nigeria has no business being poor. We must stop these leakages through disciplined, transparent leadership driven by character. It is time to redirect our hijacked resources back to the people and move Nigeria into the league of developed nations. With our collective resolve to change this corruption-infested system, a New Nigeria is POssible. -PO

If you like hide the 9-digits passport number at the top right hand corner 😂😂😂 You don’t know we will verify this passport by 9am UK time tomorrow when the passport verification office opens You thought you hid the number but the first 9 numbers on the MRZ is also the Passport Number 😂 Una no smart sha

Never seen a group that likes measuring dicks more than gym rats....

@stanlee0nX Shouldn't it be 3 since it's updating the last state...?

React question: What will be the final state? setCount(count + 1); setCount(count + 1); setCount(count + 1); Assume count = 0 initially. - 1 - 2 - 3 - 0 and why?

@SoSoValueCrypto That's awesome

Flows are still coming back, and the recovery in BTC and ETH sentiment is gaining traction. On April 14, spot BTC ETFs recorded $411.50M in net inflows, while spot ETH ETFs saw $53.03M in net inflows, marking 4 straight days of inflows for ETH products. At the same time, BTC moved above $74.2K, and ETH climbed back above $2.31K. As macro pressure starts to ease, capital is rotating back into major crypto assets. Price may not be breaking out yet, but sentiment recoveries often start with flows turning first. #BTC #ETH #Bitcoin #Ethereum #ETF #Crypto #SoSoValue

@brfootball So they are a local Champion

Still no Champions League title since 2015 for Barcelona ⏳

@stanlee0nX So you no come from trenches..?

My lil sis is on X keh?

When Julius Caesar was serving as Pontifex Maximus (Rome’s highest priest and chief religious authority), he hosted the sacred Bona Dea festival (a women-only rite). A man, Publius Clodius Pulcher, was caught sneaking in disguised as a woman allegedly to see Julius Caesar’s wife, Pompeia. This scandal was a very big one at the time. There was no proof she cheated. Caesar himself did not believe she was guilty but he divorced her anyway and when asked why, he said: “Caesar’s wife must be above suspicion.” INEC is not just any institution, it is the umpire of democracy. So the chairman is not just required to be neutral, he must be seen as neutral, believed to be neutral, and insulated from even the appearance of bias Because once suspicion of bias enters, every decision looks political, every action gets questioned, and every electoral outcome might lose legitimacy. Damage control does not cut it at this point. The chairman should honourably resign.

From Pharisee to Tax Collector: Rethinking Tinubu’s Kenyan Comparison In a recent remark in Yenagoa, Bola Ahmed Tinubu suggested that Nigerians should find solace in being “better off than Kenya and other African countries.” While this may have been intended to soften the impact of economic hardship and rising fuel prices, the comment risks downplaying the severity of the current crisis. It echoes the biblical parable of the Pharisee and the Tax Collector in the Gospel of Luke (18:9–14). A similar warning is found in the Qur’an (53:32), which cautions against self-righteousness. Like the Pharisee who boasted of his superiority over others to mask his own spiritual void, such downward comparisons serve more as a refuge than a remedy. This validated an earlier dismissive remark by President Ahmed Bola Tinubu during electioneering: “Na statistics we go shop?” Yet statistics remain indispensable - they are the language through which nations understand their condition and chart progress. No country can develop in isolation from measurable realities or without comparing itself with peers. Comparisons, when properly grounded, are not instruments of escapism but tools of accountability. What is objectionable is not comparison itself, but comparison stripped of credible, verifiable data—mere tax collector comparisons that soothe rather than solve. On key development indicators such as security, the Human Development Index, life expectancy, GDP per capita, literacy levels, and electricity access, Kenya consistently outperforms Nigeria. Nigeria is the fourth most terrorised nation in the world, while Kenya is not among the ten worst. Kenya’s HDI ranking is 143 out of 180 countries, with a coefficient of about 0.630, compared to Nigeria’s ranking of 164 out of 180, with a coefficient of about 0.530. Its GDP per capita is roughly $2,200–$2,300, compared to Nigeria’s $807–$835. Kenya’s poverty rate is about 43% of the population (approximately 23 million people), while Nigeria’s is about 63% (around 150 million people), over six times that of Kenya. Kenya’s life expectancy is about 67 years, while Nigeria’s is about 54 years. The literacy rate in Kenya is approximately 81–85%, compared to Nigeria’s 62–65%. Kenya’s electricity access is higher, while Nigeria has one of the lowest levels of electricity access in the world. Kenya has about 3.5 million out-of-school children, while Nigeria has about 20 million. Kenya’s inflation rate has been about 4.5% or lower over the past three years, while Nigeria’s has remained above 15% within the same period. Kenya’s exchange rate has been around USD 1 to KES 130 over the past three years, whereas Nigeria’s exchange rate rose from below ₦500/$1 to above ₦1,250/$1 within the same period. Even with developments in the Middle East and rising oil prices, Kenyans have not experienced the sharp increases in petroleum product prices seen in Nigeria. Across other key indicators, Kenya also performs better. In the end, these indices clearly show that Kenya ranks higher than Nigeria on several development metrics. The standard of living of Kenyans is better than that of Nigerians. If the President considers Kenyans to be suffering despite these stronger figures, then Nigerians are in a far more difficult situation. He should therefore refrain from self-consolation and, in honest reflection, take responsibility for the situation and make a determined effort to drive improvement. This requires a posture of humility, accountability, and commitment to addressing the factors that have slowed Nigeria’s development. A new Nigeria is POssible. -PO