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@R3TRO8OY It’s 2015

Yeah we are going to scare you with this news that a Meningitis strain is spreading,we don’t want it spread however if you were born before 2005 we are going to need you to pay over £200 to save your life #thismorning

@Ojo_Kritico @gotclippd Coke drip

@gotclippd WHY IS HIS SNOT RUNNING?

Androgenic has been EXPOSED for FRAUDMAXXING on Clavicular’s stream after fixing his SHOULDER PADS in front of chat 💀

@Shilllin Goyem

I for one will buy Dubai real estate if it dips I could careless what propaganda tries to push it’s a beautiful place If you ever been there you would agree

@eddiehallWSM I’m not sure you should be allowed to fight. In all due respect, you must be the hardest man on the planet. Can’t see anyone beating you now

Still looking for my next fight!

@Dey_Stalkn_Me @DanielGilr44222 Super-duper-glass

@DanielGilr44222 So what is the name of the glass?

**They Live** didn’t whisper the truth—it smashed it into your face with $2 sunglasses. Normal view: smiling ads, feel-good slogans, buy • trust • scroll. Glasses on: black & white hell. OBEY CONSUME SUBMIT NO IMAGINATION WATCH MORE TV THIS IS YOUR GOD

@robprogressive This aged well…

A typical day in the UK You wake up in a house you paid tax to buy, then pay council tax every month to live in. You turn on the TV, which is taxed & you pay to watch it You drive a heavily taxed car, fill it with taxed petrol, pay insurance tax & congestion charges, to go to work Where you pay 50% income to tax & NI (tax) You buy something & it’s 20% VAT after you just paid 50% to earn it. You want a holiday? Airport & flight & hotel taxes Cigarettes & alcohol are taxed & then when you die, 40% inheritance tax No wonder everyone is leaving for Dubai

@HustleBitch_ Normal hands for a brick layer

🚨 KELLY OSBOURNE’S “OZEMPIC HANDS” HAVE FANS SERIOUSLY WORRIED AFTER GRAMMYS Photos from the day after Grammy weekend have people saying Kelly Osbourne's hands look bigger than her waist - sparking fears she’s lost too much weight. Some are calling it a classic sign of extreme weight loss, despite her past gastric sleeve surgery. Does this look normal to you - or are people online overanalyzing everything now?

@POB4LIFE We need more judges like this

THIS IS JUDGE JOHNATHAN DURHAM HALL He refused to jail a 15 year old girl who stabbed a 56 year old man who had sexually abused her as a child. The girl was originally charged with wounding with intent but later pleaded guilty to a lesser charge. Judge Jonathan Durham Hall KC decided NOT to send her to prison, saying it would be “callous and cruel” given her trauma and the context of her life. He gave her a supervised two-year youth rehabilitation order instead of custody. The judge also refused to impose the mandatory small victim surcharge (a fine) and said, “If anyone tries to force you to pay it, I will pay it myself.” The judge was later punished for that comment and it resulted in a formal reprimand from the Judicial Conduct Investigations Office for breaching judicial conduct guidance. Full respect to this judge and credit to predator awareness for this article.

@MrMikeBlake Fake news! You’re a race baiting charlatan. This guy has an illness, that is explained in a film at the BAFTA’s. He cannot control his words. The panic and anxiety that this man must be going through will be far worse than anyone else. Fyi that word was used in sinners

Two brilliant Black Men on stage A white man yells out Nigger. Michael B Jordan and Delroy Lindo keep calm and continue The statements afterwards are asking for Grace to the racist and not standing up for the Black Men You still wonder why Colin Kaepernick took a Knee?

@notpopbase Yep. See, you’re not as thick as the people previously thought.

So let me get this straight… If a person with disabilities calls me the N word I have to be 100% okay with it because of their condition, and if I get mad I’m ableist…?

@HannahEBeachler Get a grip. Woke luvvie. It was a horrible word but the guy has an illness. One that’s explained in a film at the BAFTA’s. This ignorance is on you!

I keep trying to write about what happened at the BAFTAs, and I can't find the words. The situation is almost impossible, but it happened 3 times that night, and one of the three times was directed at myself on the way to dinner after the show.

@RealNCO @HustleBitch_ Research for Romper stomper iykyk

@HustleBitch_ Uh... based?

🚨 INTERNET SHOCKED AS RUSSELL CROWE TURNS INTO A WATCH VLOGGER — FLEXES SAUDI DESERT SAND TIMEPIECE Yes… that Russell Crowe. The Oscar winning Gladiator just casually hopped on camera breaking down his personal collection from Italian microbrand Giuliano Mazzuoli - explaining rally car inspired dials, air pressure gauge designs, and even a crown shaped like a gear stick. Very niche. Very watch nerd coded. Then he drops the bomb: A commissioned, never-released piece with a case made from compressed sand taken from the Empty Quarter in Saudi Arabia. Not a retail drop. Not available to the public. He even admits he had to convince the designer to sell it to him. Hollywood A-lister… casually geeking out over motorsport engineering… and flexing a desert sand one-off nobody else can buy. Since when is Russell Crowe a watch guy, and how much do you think that piece would actually go for at auction?

@ConorNigel It’s not easy to feel sorry for Eddie Hearn or take his side, but in this situation, Connor managed to do just that. Connor, you’ll live to regret this move and you’ll always be remembered as a money grabbing cheat who value nothing

First and foremost, I want to thank Eddie and the entire team at Matchroom for everything they’ve done for me over the past decade. From guiding me when I first turned pro, to headlining stadium shows. They were not only with me for those highlight moments but stood shoulder to shoulder with me during the tough times. It’s been a journey beyond anything we could have imagined, and for their belief, support, and guidance, I will always be truly grateful, but Zuffa Boxing presented me with an opportunity I simply couldn’t refuse. I’d love Eddie to continue to be part of my team and for our partnership to evolve in this new chapter. I’m filled with excitement and hunger for what’s ahead with Zuffa Boxing. I want the legacy fights, the biggest nights, the biggest stages. I fear no man at any weight, and I’m ready to give the fans the fights they’ve been calling for. I’m in my prime, and together we have bold, ambitious plans

@policylaila Nope, you’ve just started falling apart. Vote RESTORE!

Dream team.. and we’re just getting started.

@alrightfans Keir starmer

not sure what the rules are but I’ll start: Homo Alone 2: Lost in New York

@defense_civil25 Elvis?

🚨Alert: You Demanded it and now it’s here: The infamous Epstein List. Now what?

@Barn_CF I’m a father of four. I regularly see guys eyeing up my eldest daughter who is 16. I feel your pain, your frustration and worry. Vote RESTORE. Rupert Lowe is our only hope

Wasn’t going to put this on here but fuck it. Traveled up North today with my daughters, stopped somewhere outside Tamworth to get a coffee this afternoon. My 14 year old has gone in to the shop whilst I sorted the car, no more than 30ft from where I was. She comes back to the car a few minutes later frightened and upset. Some foreign invader cunt has approached her as she came out the shop asking how old she is and telling her how beautiful she is etc. Again, she is 14. Headloss ensues obviously. Invader cunt is gripped up and forced to apologies and promise he will never approach any young girls ever again, completely peacefully of course officer. But what would have happened if I wasn’t there? Why should she have had to be made to feel that way? Why do the bleeding heart liberals care more for foreign men than our own teenage girls? It’s like we’re living in the fucking twilight zone, absolutely nothing makes sense any more in this this country & it’s either going to put me in an early grave or prison unless something changes

@AndyBurnhamGM You are not speaking for the people any more. The time is up for woke, leftie, ignorant politicians like yourself

@PolitiCommsGal @PatrickChristys @BGatesIsaPyscho The online safety act, is not to protect kids

@PatrickChristys @BGatesIsaPyscho I see how that looks, but correlation is not causation. One person's actions do not invalidate an entire law meant to protect kids online. I prefer we focus on the law's merits, not cheap shots.

So the ex-Labour councillor and Hope Not Hate worker who helped design the Online Safety Act has been found guilty of…online child sex offences? Well I never…