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Conspiracy Theory Guy

@funkleaf

checking and disseminating conspiracy theories. inventor of the word pud. x is fertile ground for my work.

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@Cobratate You may have some nice cars and lots of cash but you still look like a giant walking penis head.
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Andrew Tate
Andrew Tate@Cobratate·
Girl dads are losers. And they always say “you’ll become a fag when you have a daughter” I have a lot. More than them. Never wore a dress Never advocated for whoredom Never watched Barbie. If a 4 year old you created turns you into a faggot you were always a faggot.
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Conspiracy Theory Guy@funkleaf·
@NYCMayor @nycpa @NYCHousing It's not enough you need to forcibly remove them from their homes and move them to reeducation camps where they can do manual labor for the benefit of the people.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
Karan Singh and Rajmattie Persaud are on the Public Advocates’ “Worst Landlords” list. They have over a thousand violations for lack of heat, lack of hot water, hazardous mold, lead paint, broken elevators in 17-story buildings, roaches, and mice. For too long, renters have cycled through bad owners and foreclosures. Not anymore. A Chief Restructuring Officer has been appointed to ensure the repairs to Singh and Persaud’s buildings are made. We restrained funds from the owners’ bank accounts, which will be used by the Chief Restructing Officer to make repairs.
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Wifi Money Plant
Wifi Money Plant@WifiMoneyPlant·
You cannot win at every game out there. - Elon Musk is a fat fuck - Leonardo DiCaprio is childless without family - That twitter alpha bro PUA has no money or family - Jeff Bezos won at the game of money, but is a certified cuck You win some, you lose some.
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Claire Valdez
Claire Valdez@claireforny·
New Yorkers don't just have the right to protest the sale of stolen Palestinian land -- they have a responsibility to. NYPD should be protecting our first amendment rights, not blocking and pepper spraying us when we exercise them.
Gerard@GerardDalbon

Cops started attacking pro-Palestine protesters who are marching around the block to evade police barricades that are blocking off several streets. People in the crowd were just pepper sprayed and shoved with metal barricades. Several cops were mad they pepper sprayed themselves.

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Books Behind Borders
Books Behind Borders@MHTruthUltra·
“You’re an antisemite.” No, I’m actually anti-satanic. You don’t get to bomb hospitals, commit a genocide and traffic children to blackmail politicians and then play the victim.
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Conspiracy Theory Guy@funkleaf·
@BernieSanders This is why liberals are so retarded. 25,000 people were killed in the bombing of Dresden. By your logic Nazis are the victim. Go home to mommy and suck your thumb in a corner where you belong.
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Bernie Sanders
Bernie Sanders@BernieSanders·
3,375 people killed in Iran, 26,500 wounded 2,702 killed in Lebanon, 8,311 wounded 28 killed in Gulf states, 289+ wounded 26 killed in Israel, 7,791 wounded 13 US troops killed, 381 wounded ENOUGH of Trump and Netanyahu's endless wars.
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Jeffrey Johnston
Jeffrey Johnston@Jeffrey56895777·
Insane demons and let's leave it at that. Now the question is what to do? I say step 1 is remove jews from all positions of power in North America then do it globally. Confiscate what they love most (money) and have them travel the world being paraiahs to any country they slither themselves into.
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Cenk Uygur
Cenk Uygur@cenkuygur·
The Israelis are absolutely convinced that everyone already hated them - and that they hated them irrationally based on their religion. That's a perfect excuse to do anything you want because it's never your fault. It's the fault of evil antisemites who are being unfair to you.
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Andre Williams
Andre Williams@andrewilliamsus·
I pray for this every day
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Cenk Uygur
Cenk Uygur@cenkuygur·
My whole life I have heard politicians and media figures talk about what Israel needs endlessly. Why do we give a fuck? I’ve never heard of anyone talking about what Papa New Guinea needs, a country the same size as Israel. Yet, everyone in power is obsessed with serving Israel.
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Dr. Maalouf ‏
Dr. Maalouf ‏@realMaalouf·
How the hell does the city that experienced the biggest Islamic terrorist attack in history vote for a Muslim mayor?
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Conspiracy Theory Guy@funkleaf·
@LizzieMarbach This is why not being interested in what women think is so freeing. In a few years girlfriends will be replaced with robots you can turn off so you can play diablo all day get laid and not have to deal with women anymore.
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Lizzie Marbach
Lizzie Marbach@LizzieMarbach·
I know this is unpopular, but it will always be unattractive for a grown man to play video games. Some women might be understanding or pretend like they don’t care that you spend hours playing, but they do. It is extremely unattractive to women and will never not be. 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
I am horrified and angered by the swastikas painted on homes and synagogues in Queens, including on a plaque honoring survivors of Kristallnacht. This is not just vandalism — it is a deliberate act of antisemitic hatred meant to instill fear.

There is no place for antisemitism in Queens or anywhere in our city. I stand in solidarity with our Jewish neighbors. Their safety, dignity, and belonging are non-negotiable.

The NYPD Hate Crimes Task Force is investigating and I am confident those responsible will be held accountable.
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Demin Thinaxr
Demin Thinaxr@Demin_Thinaxr·
@NYCMayor Aid workers are not criminals. The attack on the Gaza-bound flotilla is a strike against global peace and law. Release all detainees now۔
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
Last night, Israeli forces intercepted and boarded a humanitarian aid flotilla bound for Gaza in international waters off the coast of Greece — unlawfully detaining more than 175 people, including several New Yorkers. My team has been in direct contact with State and Federal partners as we work to confirm the whereabouts and conditions of these New Yorkers. This is a brazen violation of international law. Those detained must be released.
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Candace Owens
Candace Owens@RealCandaceO·
This was very well done. It’s not left vs. right anymore no matter how hard they try to force us back into the paradigm. It’s a simple yes or no question. The answer cannot be “well, was Biden mentally fit?”
Congresswoman Sara Jacobs@RepSaraJacobs

I asked Secretary Hegseth a straightforward, yes or no question today: Is Donald Trump mentally stable enough to be Commander in Chief? He didn't say yes. And that speaks volumes.

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Conspiracy Theory Guy
Conspiracy Theory Guy@funkleaf·
@Cobratate When you sleep ur soul flies out of your body into the etherwal realm. This world is an illusion. You think you are awake but you are sleeping. I am awake
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Andrew Tate
Andrew Tate@Cobratate·
Sleeping soundly is for overtly homosexual men. The world is at war, people are dying and BTC breaks a new ATH everyday. Money moving in every single direction, elections are over thrown in "democratic" nations.... And you have ZERO innate anxiety? You close your eyes and become absolutely killable for a full 9 hours, without tossing, without turning, without any input from the outside world at all? You dont wake up in a sweat and instantly check the news? Youre not even rich, youre poor, and youre snoring? What you dreaming of you fucking loser YOU HAVE NO MONEY. Where is your warrior instinct? Where is your PTSD and your fear? Where is the adrenaline in your blood? "Well why would I have PTSD" says the nobody. Because if you were a somebody you would take risks and the outcome of those risks would weigh heavy on your mind. Your soul would be burnt with the stories of battles lost and the hope for battles you can win. What kind of full grown man DOESNT have mental issues? You feel no stress? None? Youre napping? Like a kitten? Like a little cute kitty kat? Are you comfy? awww youre so comfy? Do you have a blanket? You are gay. "I had a nap" = Gay "I was sleeping" = Gay "He didnt wake up yet" = Gay. I close my eyes but i never truly sleep. Im tired but thats fine. Life as a man is wanting food you dont eat. And wanting sleep you CANT get. Because your mind and soul is plagued by battles past present and future. You think Putin sleeps well? Lol Trump? NO. WINNERS OPERATE IN WAR MODE. Nightmares are masculine. You should shoot awake with sweat multiple times a night. Maybe then your woman would finally love you. Instead she wakes up to see you snoring and drooling, her movement didnt even rattle you. She fully got out of bed and youre out cold because youre scum. She could stab you in the neck and she considers it because you deserve it. Killed by a girl because you were sleepy. Awwww. The second I see a man who enjoys his sleep and acquires it with ease... I know hes bitch made. Sleep is what you give up once you become a hero. Peace of mind is for lifes losers. There is no debate.
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@BitcoinTeacher_ If you're so convinced Bitcoin is the best ever put 50 percent and hedge your bets if you're right you're good and if you're wrong you won't get totally hosed
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BTC Teacher
BTC Teacher@BitcoinTeacher_·
I’m in a very weird spot in my investing journey -I am currently 100% Bitcoin -I believe Bitcoin is the best investment option for the next 10-20 years - I believe our money is getting devalued at a insane pace -I believe Bitcoin isn’t the only way to invest your money -I believe there are real risks Bitcoin has to overcome still , leaving it with real risks a lot of people in the space don’t talk about Bitcoin is king but I can still acknowledge the risks on the horizon and the risk of being 100% invested into it…
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Ro Khanna
Ro Khanna@RoKhanna·
I co-introduced historic legislation to increase the minimum wage to $25. As someone who taught economics at Stanford, here is why it makes sense. The real minimum wage was $14 in 1968. Today it is half, but productivity has increased 2.5x. Instead of extractive capitalism, we need a free enterprise system that pays workers what they are worth.
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