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@dorkasaurus @doogadoo11 That's what Trump the "doctor" is doing here - injecting light into the body to treat Jeffrey Epstein's COVID!

@doogadoo11 Good luck with that. Be sure to inject the bleach first and then the ultraviolet light.

I'd trust Dr. Trump over Dr. Fauci any day.

@doogadoo11 Aw fuck no. Fauci actually has medical training and experience. And he also isn't a senile old pedophile.

@Mollyploofkins Here's "Jesus Christ, Scientist"

Dr. Trump from the Red Cross? I'm calling bullshit.

@BoLoudon That you post this unironically is amazing. For you.

God bless Dr. Trump and President Trump, the greatest doctor and President ever!🙏

@cooperthedog17 @KeithOlbermann If you think Keith Olbermann is going anywhere, guess again. This guy has been completely ostracized from not only the mainstream, but the left (Rachel Maddow, his padawan, took that spot years ago.) He doesn't care, he runs on pure spite now, and will probably outlive us all.

@KeithOlbermann When Trump is out of office, will you just shrivel up and die? He lives in your head, and you cannot control it. It totally encompasses every aspect of your life.

So he's crazy or lying. Or both Because the Red Cross doesn't do faith healing, with Gregg Popovich in the background (left) He really should have done the joke and claimed this was him finally rolling out his health care plan

@robt_ingersoll @KeithOlbermann We all know that horrific shit is happening. Only way this horror ends is total defeat for MAGA and a Progressive Dem supermajority. We need to just stay committed to electing people who are unyielding in pushing against fascism AND against middling "compromise" like Schumer.

@KeithOlbermann Both. It really doesn't matter. Every minute the media waste on his "antics" is a minute you're not talking about real issues, like homeless vets, ravaged wild lands, or babies dying in ICE custody. This is one of those days when I can turn you all off and miss nothing.

@howardknopf @KeithOlbermann As much as I love seeing the variants fucking with this horrible blasphemous slop image, it's disturbing to consider that between the power used to create the initial image & the subsequent variants/animated versions, we've probably felled more trees than the Onceler in the Lorax

@KeithOlbermann He was actually healing Jeffrey Epstein 🤣

@KeithOlbermann This is his COVID treatment protocol: putting light INSIDE the body!

@RapidResponse47 @POTUS "Doctor" Jesus Christ, Scientist!

.@POTUS: "I did post it, and I thought it was me as a doctor, and had to do with Red Cross, as a Red Cross worker there, which we support... It’s supposed to be me as a doctor, making people better."

@smod4real Jeffrey Epstein: modern-day Lazarus! Well, Trump did once refer to him as "that man who never dies."

Trump - stop! That’s not the guy you should be healing!

@atrupar Another "doctor"

Q: Did you post that picture of yourself depicted as Jesus Christ? TRUMP: I did post it and I thought it was me as a doctor and had to do Red Cross. Only the fake news could come up with that one.

@MikeNellis Yeah, fuckin' lyin' libbs! Next they'll be claiming this picture of a scientist looks like Jesus!

CLEARLY A RED CROSS WORKER, NOT JESUS CHRIST DAMN LIBERAL MEDIA

@Roughneck4795 @HustleBitch_ I thought so at first too, but why would the granddaughter be THAT excitied to see him? They spend time together regularly, so it's almost certainly some stranger. (Sad that him commenting on her physique is NOT the disqualifier here!)

@HustleBitch_ That’s his granddaughter

🚨 TRUMP CAN’T RESIST TAKING PHOTO WITH YOUNG WOMAN IN “GREAT SHAPE” A woman catches the attention of President Trump as he’s driving by in a golf cart. He immediately yells: “She’s in great shape!” Then pulls over and says: “Is she in great shape or what?” before taking a photo with her. Some are calling it hilarious and classic Trump. Others say it’s another moment that’s going to spark backlash. Is this being interpreted wrong… or exactly how it looks?

@HustleBitch_ What TF is that Secret Service agent holding? An EMP gun? The "Havana Syndrome" weapon? Gun nuts; some clarification here?!

@MAGAMAHACindy Christofascism isn't actual worship of God or Christ. It's a totalitarian control system of man. So of course eventually they turn against the Church and its leaders when the gulf between claimed beliefs and actual actions becomes too great for the Church to ignore.

You can’t be American and stand against the President.

@PressSec Sarcastically declaring "this doesn't look staged, does it?" doesn't make this any less cringe and lame....

President Trump just received a McDonald’s delivery order from a DoorDash driver outside the Oval Office! Thanks to President Trump signing No Tax on Tips into law, Sharron is using the $11,000 in tips that she made last year to support her family. 💰 🚗 🍔 🍟

@Phoenix_Ranger2 @kaitlancollins @adamwren He's just adding more evidence that he actually is the fuckin' Antichrist. I feel gypped; the Antichrist was supposed to be good-looking and charismatic! But other than his appearance, pretty much everything fits the prophesy.

@kaitlancollins @adamwren The Internet never forgets, it is so clearly Jesus Christ. Additionally, only someone who knows and believes nothing about Christianity would ever think the way Trump was depicted was a simple doctor. It’s a blatant lie & he did it after attacking THE POPE. It was on purpose.

Trump tells the pool that he thought he was depicted as a doctor in the image he shared.

@Milad33B @kaitlancollins I think even those morons don't believe lies this obvious. But they back the lying because they see it all as justifiable to fuck with the libruls. They are obsessed with "taking down the left" like fuckin' Ahab with Moby Dick. It's a mental sickness.

@kaitlancollins He’s knows his only supporters in the maga base are retards so they would believe what he’s saying 🤣🤣🤣

@SamL551725 @kaitlancollins OF COURSE! And here's a pic of a hard-working "scientist."

@kaitlancollins Everyone is so retarded. It obviously was a photo of Trump as a Red Cross Doctor, healing and making people better. The 8.3 billion people of the world need to have even an ounce of intelligence and see the photo for what it is: a hard working Red Cross Doctor!!

@Nostradonny @kaitlancollins @rewegreatyet He's RESURRECTING Jeffrey Epstein! After all, he called Epstein "the man who never dies" and has done everything possible to Streisand Effect his whole entanglement with Epstein.

@kaitlancollins @rewegreatyet Why is he healing Jeffrey Epstein, though????