F.W

@kingofsinging Ahhhhhh Omo Tinubu is dealing with us all abeg. I’m feeling it like maaaad

@funmiistic 🥰🥰🥰 babe, I kept looking at you in this picture and it's obvious you've added. More graceful and elegant. At least I have seen one good thing that happened under Tinubu's government!

If that doctor can’t give you this, don’t bother

Guys hen, the Gap between a rich & poor in 9ja is not that far like that why? We attend same church, sometimes same supermarket, if they don’t live on your street, they have families who do The relevance a politician has, it’s you who give it. Take the honour, take your vote.

@GrooverEben @ifetemini I didn’t know this part, I buy from a poultry online and it’s part of the things they sell that is always sold out in minutes.

@funmiistic @ifetemini It’s different when you buy it because you love it, which also means you can afford proper meat, these ones are wastes cut out from the main chicken, they just pack them together and sell it cheap, it’s never a good sight for me anytime I’m in the market

Omo! Nigeria will humble you, educate you, make you adjust your lifestyle and still make you laugh at the same time 😭 Recently, I decided to get closer to my neighbors… they always appreciate the little help I give, and in return, they make sure I’m well fed and looked after, so I thought, why not really get to know them? Hmmm, today!… I discovered people now buy only fish head to cook soup… not even emergency soup o, full weekend soup 😭. Ah! Things have really changed ooo Lowkey, it opened my eyes… because now I’m starting to understand how some families are surviving on under 100k joint income with four kids. Omo… it’s not beans 😭 Anyways, I’ve already secured my own share 😂 I told my neighbor to keep one for me, she’s making amala and ewedu 😋 Perks of being the only single woman in a large compound… you go chop, you go rest 🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️😂 But wait… guess how much she bought that fish head for ? The funniest part? Another neighbor said she was cheated 😭😂

@GrooverEben @ifetemini Well I genuinely love chicken feet and chicken neck I wouldn’t see it as survival but I get what you are saying

@ifetemini Head of fish Head of chicken Chicken toes Bones with little or meat People buy and survive on these things. Sad reality

@kingofsinging Ohh I forgot about this picture

@funmiistic You're the middle shinning light na 😁

@kingofsinging Where did you see my picture

@funmiistic Yeah. I still remember our experience when I tried to get you eating 3 square meals. But from your dp seems you've added a bit. You look more curvy and your skin is fresher. I'm sure no be AI photo. 😁

@jgoldmonye @CrownprinceCom2 lol should we tell her?

@CrownprinceCom2 As a woman before you enter a salon both barbers shop ask if the woman or person in charge is a born again christian, if not then leave there.

Every woman needs to watch this video. Honestly, they must always be careful.

@kingofsinging It’s not that easy oo

@funmiistic Doctor ke. Eat three square meals and go to the gym and you'll have it.

@kingofsinging I know right?

@funmiistic The "buy me lunch guy" would wish he had chosen something more meaningful. Lol

You have a chance to ask your boss for something and your problem is money for birthday? You no get boyfriend? Kai. The salary review lady is someone you should have on your team.

@TheFemog @olohunjuedani @egi_nupe This exactly why I said. You and your sibling s are not talking and your parent did nothing? My mum won’t let that happen

@olohunjuedani @egi_nupe I'm just exploring that. What I'm really exploring is that there is more to the matter than we are told. Picking sides rn is not good enough

I have typed like 5 times and deleted. But you have done well.

@Chizitere_xyz How do you explain this to a Nigerian man

DNA is really so crazy. Have y’all heard that story about the woman who had a baby with her husband, but when he got a DNA test, it said he wasn’t the father? The mother insisted he was the dad, so they repeated the test multiple times, and it kept saying the same thing. It later came out that, based on the DNA results, he wasn’t the father… but the uncle of the child. Which made no sense because he was an only child. After more extensive testing, they discovered the husband was actually a chimera, meaning he had absorbed his twin in the womb and carried two sets of DNA. So basically… the baby was biologically his twin brother’s child, even though he was the one who fathered it.

@zurkses @kenkenlewu @LuckyGoldx The fact that their dad is alive and they are not speaking sef says a lot

@kenkenlewu @LuckyGoldx Stupid af: but do forgive him Guilt still fit don nearly end am Reach out through your dad maybe Una fit still work am out. Na simp boy mistake.

They gave my brother a slot in his office. I was about to round up my service then, so my dad told him to submit my name. He disagreed and gave his girlfriend the slot instead, they employed her. A few months later, she cheated on him with one of his bosses and later married the boss. My brother and I are not on talking terms to this day.

@Adamszy_ @instablog9ja It is an Obligation. Will he not go to work everyday ? Henhen give him the money for your comfort

@instablog9ja It's not an obligation, but you can definitely support anytime you have cash to do it. You don't have to wait for him/her to tell you

Man wonders if he is obligated to chip in for gas for his coworker who drives him to work every day in his car

@joyalegbe @instablog9ja No. The person is even very silly

@instablog9ja , but when I’m using a generator, I keep it closed. Am I wrong or right ?

YES

@omotoluade @MilanKore Some1 says they want a short dress, it is not your call to make it slightly longer. Whatever the person tells you, take it exactly as stated. Food and dressing are things that can get you insulted faster cus you work in a part of life that is essential to people’s daily living.

@MilanKore Thank you for upholding your values. People think fashion designers are their minions

As a fashion designer, some clients will test your patience .. especially when it's coming from women. If you know you can't speak respectfully or you like to throw indirect insults, please don't bring your clothes to me. I'm here to work, not to tolerate nonsense. Once we agree on price and delivery, respect it. This habit of talking down on designers or trying to intimidate people won't work here. Customer is not always right on my own side oo. Respect is not too much to ask. If you can't give it, kindly take your clothes elsewhere.

@chi_quiero @osemagnum Yellow

Which wedding dress suits her the best, do you think?

@madame_naima222 @darnil_d @yunboss60 @mariolexxx What is because of money? That’s an old man

@darnil_d @yunboss60 @mariolexxx Because of money?? You people really worship money smh

Abeg why was okoya sitting on a chair while others are standing up . I need answer

@georgebazz1 @spyderrmann Huh?

@spyderrmann "let me hear word please" is simply saying "stop boasting" or "i've heard enough" or "you're just boasting" infact it can mean a lot of things but it has never meant "I don't want to hear any words"

Non-Nigerians can never understand some of the things we say , our slangs >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Imagine explaining to someone that “let me hear word please” means “ I don’t want to hear any words” lmao

@Osaruguemwen19 @Benking443 @anic4uu @attah_akor @chisomholic @ChuksEricE @Esmart26 @omoelerinjare @lollypeezle @MrMekzy_ @0moyeh Toothpick is toothpick

@Benking443 @anic4uu @attah_akor @chisomholic @ChuksEricE @Esmart26 @omoelerinjare @lollypeezle @MrMekzy_ @0moyeh But that's not ur everyday kinda toothpick na... It's branded and upgraded 🫢🤭😁

Everyone in the office was told to bring a gift for everyone. That lady that brought toothpick should be sacked.