Jared

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Jared

@funyjared

Here you’ll find, humor(ish), bad music takes, horror movie talk, pro wrestling chat, and politics from someone who hates politics.

North Dakota, USA Katılım Mayıs 2016

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chicken@chickenincrisis·4h

well fuck her too

ɯnɹʇuɐʇɐǝʌɐɥ@hvatantrum

BREAKING: Chappell Roan declares “I hate children and chickens”

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@WarMonitorINTL This is like someone threatening you by saying they’ll kill your neighbor’s annoying loud ass bird.

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WarMonitor@WarMonitorINTL·15h

“If America attacks Pakistan, we’ll nuke India.”

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Gator Gar@gatorgar·1d

This song is already in the running to be song of the summer 2026.

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@karlykingsley

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Karly Kingsley@karlykingsley·1d

MAGA not understanding why Trump’s Pearl Harbor “joke”wasn’t funny sums it up. It was a disrespectful, embarrassing display of ignorance on a global stage. Japan is appalled, our allies are mortified, the international press is mocking us. MAGA thinks this is “winning.” It’s not

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@Variety

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Variety@Variety·1d

Chuck Norris Was a Great Action Star -- but Politics May Overshadow His Legacy variety.com/2026/film/opin…

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Super 70s Sports@Super70sSports·1d

Military experts later confirmed that Chuck Norris and Walter Payton together on the same boat was temporarily the world’s fourth-strongest navy.

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daeron’s cptsd diagnosis@visenyasstrap·1d

Daeron being confronted by visions in the house of the undying

lola@comicscurated

For Daeron the house of the undying would be a regular tuesday if they knew what the days of the weeks were

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dex 💫@lowkeydex·1d

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The Drunk Republican@DrunkRepub·1d

“So they’ve suddenly canceled the current season of ‘The Bachelorette.’ Why? You might ask. No one knows. But we do know a producer on the show’s father attended summer camp with Benjamin Netanyahu in 1955. Coincidence? I’ll let you decide.”

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General Will@GamecockWill69·2d

Can’t wait to tell the bridesmaids they weren’t supposed to look better than the bride at my buddy’s wedding this weekend

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🔥Temporary Solutions💉@TSBurkhardt·2d

being an old timey doctor must have been amazing. absolutely blasted on primo coke for holistic wellness, telling hotties to get in the apparatus

Jedi@dhe3g

Dr. Lewis Sayre treating scoliosis, checking the curvature of the spine, 1870s.

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That’s exactly what Jeffrey would say…

Defiant L’s@DefiantLs

Florida man speaks out: "I am not Jeffrey Epstein" "My video went viral because some dude randomly filmed me while I was driving"

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WeRateDogs@dog_rates·2d

This is Hank. He is incredibly invested in this plumbing project that does not require him in the slightest. 13/10

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Adams County Sheriff's Office (Colorado)@AdamsCoSheriff·3d

The Adams County Sheriff's Office has received a flood of social media comments, DMs, and phone calls about the #Afroman defamation trial. It’s clear this is important to a lot of people. There's just one small issue: that's the ACSO in Ohio. We are the ACSO in #Colorado. Different states, same name. #AfromanTrial #WrongAdamsCounty