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Now that I'm thinking about it, why hasn't anyone made a Flash Gordon video game based on the 1980 movie?

@mandyarthur What's the point of congress if nothing gets better? 🤷🏻‍♂️

What's the point of progress if nothing gets better?

killed my first Dungeons & Dragons character with a single ordinary rat it was a big rat

@memeslich but but but i want advantage and spell instablock and an AC of -17 and autododgecounterattack and to tank yet sing really well

Dungeons & Dragons has too many classes; they all feel samey now.

@klara_sjo modern times modern exorcism

I've always wondered what these ghost hunting shows needed, turns out it's a bit of Russian hardbass.

@nicksortor @elonmusk @elonmusk y u like this 🙃

🚨 NOW: Bernie Sanders is in an absolute SPIRAL on the Senate floor over the SAVE America Act, and is whining about @ElonMusk for some reason 🤣 Total clown show They can’t defend blocking voter ID, so they have to keep bringing up the BOOGEYMAN 😂

@klara_sjo I thought this was a FNAF knockoff...

Yea it’s getting pretty bad out there

@GOGcom I'm the Chosen One™ but the side quests are more fun

@SSeeley92 👀

@nicksortor Plot twist: All pets are secretly Federal agents

🚨 JUST IN: The US House has PASSED the BOWOW Act, which makes any non-citizen who assaults or harms a federal working dog AUTOMATICALLY deportable, 228-190 This comes after an Egyptian man KICKED CBP Detection Dog Freddie, who caught him SMUGGLING illegal goods into the US Good boy, Freddie! Of course, most Democrats voted against this.

@imthatdexter @InternetH0F My first roman candle war went like this youtu.be/O4nS9IbT-uk?si…

@InternetH0F Lol, boys have an instinct for these things, though I wasn't quite so young when I got into my first roman candle fight 😂

He went from Harry Potter to Lord Voldemort in a minute

@memeslich tbh dice rolling is a lot of work i prefer posturing and hitting on the ladies at the table

Does anyone genuinely enjoy playing Dungeons & Dragons?

GM! (still running i am the health nut)

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GM! Start off the day with some gentle exercise!

@simonnewme @Pirat_Nation "Leon! Bring me back a souvenir! Did you hear me? Leon? LEEEON?!"

@Pirat_Nation Wildcard its Ashley

Resident Evil Requiem director Koshi Nakanishi on Leon S. Kennedy's wedding ring: "The answer will become clear some day, but not just yet. What we wanted to convey in the final scene is simple: Leon now has a 'place to go home to', and we hope you can imagine the peaceful moments he spends there"

They better keep the scene where the dogs jump through the window and attack you. That jump scare got me 💀

@memeslich For every week a player doesn't wash, the player's stealth and advantage perks degrade, as do the party's camoflauge and alarm magic/skills/traps when camping 🦨

The hobbit druid in my Dungeons & Dragons game hasn't bathed since level one.

@Kaybearmomma Thy Kingdom come

(testing something) . . . . . . . . . . Our Father, who art in heaven