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my friends, boyfriend, all hard at work and i am, in a sense, also working. tending the garden of my mind

they are pushing AI so hard at my job that my team is actually making up whole new tasks for it since it isn't actually helpful with any of our normal work. sounds optimal to me

i get that everybody loves a conspiracy but is it so hard to believe that this ship was full of normal people who aren't addicted to their phones

@sliccmic this is so real

all the people saying they hope he gets a big payout i used to think that way too until i had a terrifying freak accident i promise you no amount of money is worth the bodily harm and ptsd that comes from something like this

the contingent of adult gifted children who insist that they were experimented upon by their schoolteachers cracks me up. retconning the ya dystopian childhood they always dreamed of

deleted my initial take because i'm saving it for my substack that doesn't exist yet

everything is porn but nothing is erotic or sexy because that would involve real connection

@jwmgotee @katewillett he's not the mayor of the state he's the mayor of new york city. not everyone who lives here is rich you ding dong

@katewillett Of course it does. The rest of the state is dirt poor. They’re who your mayor is advocating for? If you’re supporting his position that the rich need to pay more - NYC is where the rich live. That’s where the money is. “Let them eat cake” hasn’t worked out well in the past

About 2/3rd of the population of New York State lives in the NYC metropolitan area. There’s just no way it makes sense for 60% of tax revenue to go to upstate New York.

i can sense my boss starting to not like me because i am a true original. i can only pretend to be un-quirky for so long before i accidentally mention i don't have a microwave or something

i can't imagine how smug the man writing this community note must have been. don't worry ladies it's only a thousand guys raping women and filming it to post online. the 62 million are just watching

@xboxbodywash this was real i was on it

I've never seen anyone talk about this but Tinder used to let you use the app as a teen and match with 13-17 year olds. I remember using it vividly and it was only banned in 2016. Whose idea was that

@ashleymayer bay ridge

NYC friends! We need to move apartments in the next 2-3 months (ugh), and I'm curious what you think are the most awesome + under-hyped neighborhoods? We currently live in Fort Greene and love it, but supply is low (and prices are crazy) so we want to cast a wider net.

everything is so fucked i truly cant give a shit about a single movie release, tv show, album tour etc. wtf does that have to do w me? i dont need entertainment i need people to be able to live

@honeybunwife the lobby of the museum of the bible on broadway and 61st. they had couches and snacks and didn't kick us out as long as we didn't talk over the looped Jesus movies playing in the back. they tore it down and made a target

im still trying to figure out what the mythical “third space for teens” is that was apparently 100% free, abundantly entertaining, provided food/snacks and wasn’t educational. people keep talking about this place like it existed but never can give an example of what it was 😭

i'm so exhausted with everyone's lives and experiences idgaf!! everyone has a story and very few are actually interesting or worth extrapolating on. that's why for most of time there have been Characters and Archetypes instead of Individuals

an hour of stand up focusing on one person's issues and traumas regarding sex and sexuality sure sounds hilarious. is this the vanguard lmao

why do charli fans need her to be smart so bad. like what's going on there

@chaser_bait you are smoking antimony

i quit vaping but i keep a dead vape in my couch cushion and whenever i need it most i pull it out and it produces a single hit for me before once again lying dormant

@fetalgeniuss go on survivor

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i think a lot of people hate their mom and as a result hate all moms and also women. i think that just about wraps it up