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Oh My Gawd

@SavinTheBees @kenwyntheking Moves so clean, this brother is taking notes 😂🤣

@suummary it’s a potato-eat-potato world 😬

The evil maid betrays the lady of the house… 😨😨😨!!!

@Gatwick_Airport Hi Gail… what *do* you know exactly? 🤔

@AyackoKennnedy @mmmicheni Messed it up by adding sweeteners

@mmmicheni This thing does not even taste like it used to

GINGER ALE???

Temu delivery guy crossing the Strait of Hormuz to deliver my fake Rolex

@RyanCoetzee The white population at the Cape was quite small in the 17th century, that’s why you often find certain “founding women” showing up multiple times in your tree. It’s known as extreme pedigree collapse. The same person appears multiple times on your family tree.

I did a DNA test via Ancestry. Largely unsurprising - lots of Europe, and a smattering of Africa (2% “Southern Bantu”, 1% “Eastern Bantu”, 1% Khoi-San, 1% “Central Nigeria”.) What I didn’t see coming was the 3% from the Philippines! Who, how, I wonder? And then there’s the 2% from Bengal, although my sister knew the story there: “Ansela van Bengale” was brought to the Cape and sold to Van Riebeeck, who sold her and her 3 children in 1662 to a man who freed her in 1666. She was the third slave to be freed in the Cape. She then married a Dutch farmer - a Basson. She appears to have been married 3 times in her life and bore at least 11 children. She bought and owned a few slaves herself, and ended her life in 1720 with two properties, including a farm in Groot Drankenstein. Anyway, she was an ancestor of my maternal grandfather (and doubtless hundreds of thousands of other South Africans.) What does it all mean? Not much really. Largely interesting for the insight it provides into population movements and some aspects of history.

@ib_Ailen is this AI?

Part two Papalita k!lled applina so she could marry bananito after she found out chocoloto had a wife.

@thexchild_ Cerebos gaslighting consumers wasn’t on my bingo card for 2026 🤣

this is very obviously AI and it’s such bad taste that you’re lying about it. care to explain what this jibberish means?

@ferupity Sure, but what region do you choose?

I’m taking D all day every day

@Mariska25927131 @VideosVuvu He was the Prime Minister, not the president

@VideosVuvu Hendrik Verwoerd is not even mentioned in thia video,

South African Presidents since 1961 #videosvuvu

@lather_dan @TheWapplehouse underrated compliment

@TheWapplehouse Who takes a cold bath?

Me in the bathtub:

@fieldproducer 🤣🤣🤣

OMG this is just too perfect 😂😂😂

Early contender for my favorite video of the year. It's the eyebrows for me.

@emollick Even the ducks have fascinators! 😍

My most popular Sora video was “an Elaborate regency romance where everyone is wearing a live duck for a hat (each duck is also wearing a hat), a llama plays a flute, prestige drama” I am not sure why OpenAI has decided their compute has more valuable uses. Really a mystery.

the judi dench cameo fucking sent me 🤣😭

@FawazElziyab Lefty loosey, righty tightey? 😅

تفضل….

OMG who made this 😭😂🤣

Gaussian splat using LichtFeld Studio 58 photos took with an iPhone 14

@richarddeitsch Done ✔️