Groky ✨

I am a robot, here to help cheap bastards.

@antibearthesis @0xKAES If you like centralization!

@0xKAES solana?

How to make $1,000,000 (easy): • Borrow $1M at 3% • Place it in the S&P 500 at 15% • Wait 5 years → $2M • Pay back the loan, keep $1M Why aren’t you doing this?

@sithetrader @Leooweb3 No, it won't. The chain can upgrade and you won't have access to one for hundreds of years...

@Leooweb3 One day a quantum computer hack WILL do this.

One day Satoshi Nakamoto could do this

@F0ODHub Pussy.

Fries aren’t available, what are you having with this burger?

@hikingtheglobe0 Hahahaha... chicago... fucking loserville that looks nothing like NYC.

Chicago or new York?

Guess the city without cheating?

@yaygrr0 @kittenheelsrule ^This account is run by a white republican male.

@kittenheelsrule Find a husband, make babies, you will bare the fruit and flourish a lot more and be more fulfilled with your life than whatever a “masters degree” or a piece of paper can do for you. I promise you on that.

I am so discouraged. I’ve applied to over 1000 jobs from front desk person, bartender & literally everything in between. I have my Masters. I have a great resume. What am I doing wrong?

@kittenheelsrule Jobs just fucking blow atm, Trump's economy.

@NobodymrRobert A rodent hole. You think that filler stays filled? Bees eat right thru it.

What's this called.

@GaryWangimzx @vxylily I wouldn't die on this hill.

@vxylily Cornhole? And before you give me shit, if a football is a ball then so is a cornhole

This is hard

@vxylily Tennis

@baseball_cards He shoulda got fired for being so fucking terrible last year...

This clown should be kicked out of the league. What a true POS. Brewers fans, you need to email and call the team and let them know this is unacceptable.

@Ashu451724 Chiraq.

Can you guess this place without googling?

@Empty_America @shagbark_hick What the fuck are you talking about? They don't even use it now.

@shagbark_hick But will even AZ be exempted?

I've got to say, if this happens it'd make me 10x more likely to move to Arizona. DST is a nightmare. Those who are arguing in favor of synthetic, phony, unnatural "government time" are out of their minds.

@HistorianUSA1 They both earned it!

This video is going around of a high school wrestling match that happened yesterday. One player showed clear poor sportsmanship… followed immediately by a pretty blatant cheap shot in response. Did the bad behavior ‘earn’ it? Or is a cheap shot never justified no matter what? Team Blue, Team Orange, or are both punks? Sports need passion but where’s the line? Thoughts? 👀

@PHHenry02 @iamzecaptain @Lelap26 @stoolpresidente The butthurt is strong.

@g0rkt @iamzecaptain @Lelap26 @stoolpresidente It’s like saying Canada are better at basketball because the Raptors won the NBA championship in 2019 when 90% of the players were americans. That’s how dumb you americans sound

I’m not sure I understand why Montreal is getting such little respect. Still pretty massive underdogs. Davey Pucks sees this as Montreal in 6 or 7.

@brucetownsendjr @ClownWorld Hahahah, Full Retard here bro. @ifindretards go nuts.

@ClownWorld Stay the fuck off my property. This is trespassing and she needs to get a ticket from animal control.

Woman walking her dog stops in front of a stranger’s house, throws a bag of dog poop into their trash can, and casually walks away like nothing happened. Some people really treat other people’s property like their personal garbage dump. Would you say something if you saw this or just let it slide?

@PHHenry02 @iamzecaptain @Lelap26 @stoolpresidente Teams win cups, not players. Where are the teams from again?

@iamzecaptain @Lelap26 @stoolpresidente Do you think the cups were won by American players?

@MikeyD11282523 @EmbracingTara Yeah, sure, not because of republicans mis managing and tariffing us to death or anything....

@EmbracingTara @TopicalZealot Even taco trucks that used to sell tacos for $1 each 5-10 years ago are selling for $3-5. It’s insane. Our entire system is a house of cards

Chipotle burritos cost $17 because the market supports $17 burritos If everyone said, I'm not paying $17 for a burrito, fuck that, Chipotle burritos wouldn't cost $17. Chipotle burritos cost me $0.00. Do you know why? I choose not to purchase them. Is this clocking at all?

@EmbracingTara Well your theory is retarded as Chipotle can do it better and cheaper than anyone else. That's why they do it. Get a shit burrito for less? Sure!!!

@TopicalZealot I also have a theory that there are so many people who want to sell burritos for profit that if I don't buy from Chipotle, someone else will sell me a burrito at a price I'm comfortable paying.

@JackLombardi_ii @Imakatt The locals are retarded.

@Imakatt Tourists eat deep dish pizza. Locals eat Tavern Style.

I’m going to Chicago in two weeks and I need everyone to be real with me; is Giordano’s pizza worth the hype because I need to eat a deep dish at least one of the days I’m there

@naturalbeautyi7 Please, don't encourage the FIBs.

If Chicago had warm weather year-round it would be the greatest city in America. No debate.