Clinically Diagnosed with "Goon Brain"

@JohnPaulDanko @HamiltonPolice Wow, what a genius solution, nobody has ever tried banning hard drugs! Imagine being a councillor and tweeting something this stupid.

When taxpayers see open drug use everyday in city parks with so many addicts in desperate need of treatment and @HamiltonPolice tell Council that current federal laws make enforcement nearly impossible - there are a whole lot of #HamOnt residents this message will resonate with.

@jmoning_80 @hamiltonlabour @OFLabour @cupe_3906 @PalestineLabour @OntarioNDP @JILLSLASTWORD @MatthewGreenNDP @MaritStiles @theJagmeetSingh No😀

The delegates of the HDLC have been emailed the following Notice of Motion for our November Council meeting on behalf of the HDLC Executive. Should the motion be adopted, the HDLC will be submitting it as an emergency resolution to the @OFLabour Convention in late November.

@sailaunderscore Another soldier lost to twink death o7

this should be illegal

@chess_yogi @dbessner So in other words, acting completely differently?

@dbessner It was in the US interests to oppress and exploit through military and CIA. China will lose that battle to the US. However, if they offer trade and good faith investment, they will gain the support of those countries.

@Reuters @TallBlondeToGo you can't write comedy this good

Newly recruited servicemen for the Spartan storm brigade practiced target firing and battlefield first aid in an undisclosed location in Ukraine’s Kharkiv region. A serviceman with the nom-de-guerre 'Adolf' said they had been trained in ‘first aid, tactics, firing drills’

@AdamFriedland The United States has sabotaged the Friedland -> Healy stan pipeline

Statement

@small_jawn Et-Tu Bruteposters

@flowzus Can't fault them for waiting for Ja Rule to make sense of this

I don't see why Babytron would get involved in this

@annakhachiyan Gettin cooked in these comments eh

Meanwhile this guy who had a meltdown and a half because I said a nice thing about Houellebecq once is trying to gotcha me for being proud of myself for a word I didn't even come up with that's been in the mix forever

@JeremiahDJohns It feels unfair to pair up Jorts the cat and Chili neighbor this early, two absolutely immaculate moments.

The first round of voting has concluded! 32 bad tweets eliminated, 32 bad tweets remain.

@Claynecast You knew about the picnic baskets, and you willfully looked the other way

After some recent and unsettling accusations, ClayneCast is reevaluating their partnership with Yogi The Bear

@BAJohnston Let's fuckin go, what you need

Need someone to play a fighting chicken in a music video in Hamilton on Nov 9 from 12-3. Pays 75$ under the table. Chicken costume is provided.

@debdrens @TallBlondeToGo plz do full read-through before this evening, I have comments

@JustStop_Oil Do molotovs next

🧡 BREAKING: LUXURY CAR DEALERSHIPS PAINTED ORANGE 🚗 At 8:30am today, two Just Stop Oil supporters sprayed orange paint over several luxury car dealers on Berkeley Sq and Bruton St, including HR Owen Bugatti, Jack Barclay Bentley, Bentley Motor Cars London and Ferrari Mayfair

@roddreher They're probably in Hungary

Where are the dads? Why are they not protecting their daughters? dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…

has anyone considered releasing an album containing songs that are fast

@ArkansasFred @willmenaker Fuck yeah give me some unidentifiable flesh, with extra wet

@mariatad @TallBlondeToGo The weird twist of the week is Berlusconi's good take on the Ukraine

A second audio from Berlusconi has leaked in which he is heard saying «Ukraine violated the Minsk deal, Zelenskiy tripled attacks on Donbas and pushed Putin to a special operation» that was supposed to last a week but escalated after the West sent money and weapons to Kyiv. 1/

@punished_cait jorts the cat has been sent to the Re-Education camp