Gabriel Carvalho

@RaminNasibov No joke

And the Yankees sweep ⚾️ #nyy Off to a good start!

@HumansNoContext I’m in love with this

We should've stopped advancing technology here

#OpeningNight na Netflix, com narração em português 😱 Go Yankees!! ⚾️

#beisebolnaespn Que double play lindo 🇧🇷

@praisejohnn This is not just a possibility, it’s proven reality. We cannot perceive most of what’s going on around us at all times 😄

If we didn’t have ears Humans wouldn’t know Sound existed Meaning there’s a possibility there’s something going on Around us at all times , We just don’t have the body part to detect it .

@TerribleMaps This is an awesome map

Alaska’s passive-aggressive map of the United States

"Viver é uma espécie de loucura que a morte faz. Vivam os mortos porque neles vivemos." — Clarice Lispector

@breathisn You are not prepared.

gente eu nao confiaria em dormir com isso ligado vai que eu acordo em outra realidade

If you divide 1 by 998,001 you get all three-digit numbers from 000 to 999 in order, except for 998.

@EllesmereGaming First thing I thought was hobbit hole 😅

Settle this debate for me: my gf thinks I’m terrible at Pictionary but I think she’s just cooked. What word did I draw?

@islandnear Now that’s some good quality bait

It gets even crazier. Germany's three biggest cities lie on a CIRCLE

Valeu Natalina 🎄

@RaiqueTavares @iFood

Oi @iFood quero saber se é assim q vcs trabalham. Fiz pedido no Gula-Gula 19:27. Foi informado q levaria 100 minutos. Ok, é Natal, tudo bem. Passaram 2 HORAS E 20 MINUTOS e o pedido segue como “preparando”. Ou seja, o restaurante ACEITOU. Telefone, ngm atende. Chat? Nada.

I went to check it IMMEDIATELY after seeing this post and boy was I surprised

@BellaBaddie__ Blood pressure 🤷🏻‍♂️

i can tell what kind of person you are by what you think of when you read “bp”

Hope

@SepzenoOfficial 1899 😭

@Matt_Pinner Burn the house down and find a new place to live

As the man of the house, what’s your next move?