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one time i lost my nose ring in my sleep and then i sneezed it out later the next day

2 minutes without tiktok

All I’m saying is, a coworker found the DVD on etsy and it arrived today and the only day in my entire life that can top this one is Kansas City night 2

had a short delay with @SouthwestAir. received a $100 airline voucher. had an 8+ hour delay with @AmericanAir. got a food voucher valid at 1 airport restaurant, only 2 food options (glorified spaghettios). now getting home over 24 hours later than planned. southwest always wins.

A little over 5K left! #EasyPeasy #MaddiesAdrenalineRush #🤣

@KChristensenIA @k_chris10sen

Well off she goes in her first full marathon! Guess I’ll go get some breakfast…#BemidjiBlueOxMarathon

the cinematic masterpiece “my date with the president’s daughter” and @aubreyjorde getting meningitis are my roman empire

happy haa haa haa haaa season to everyone

For a long time I believed humans existed to glorify God As a worship pastor, this idea was central to my identity - I felt I was helping people fulfill their purpose! But when I tried to teach this idea, I struggled to make a compelling case from the Bible 🧵

in my post-eras depression era✨

Hike in groups. Bears like to have options

@amberjorde amber can i interest you in @faithwalking_us

I was not made for a 9 to 5, I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard

A 16 year old was shot for ringing the wrong doorbell. A 20 year old was shot and killed for driving down the wrong driveway. An 18 year old is in critical condition for trying to get into the wrong car. And a 6 year old and her dad were shot because her basketball rolled onto the wrong lawn. In a nation armed to the teeth & perpetually primed for war, these tragedies are only going to happen more often, not less. What the hell are we doing?

@aubreyjorde they must learn colors every day bc i also got this answer

you can’t tell me that every single one of these ncaa basketball players is younger than me i simply won’t believe you

good night to hasbulla & hasbulla only

Your timeline has been blessed

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