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Seattle, WA Katılım Nisan 2019
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@DewinMariLwyd @tobyharnden @noahpasaran @Telegraph The royal wedding did not interupt Americas funniest home videos and wasn’t a school bus conversation topic so I guess it makes sense it didn’t have as much impact on 10 year old me but I rly thought it happened a year later. I think I’m thinking of Kim kardashians big wedding?
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Toby Harnden@tobyharnden·
15 years since I was asked by @Telegraph to write a photo caption for a royal kiss and decided to go with something completely different that happened that day
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Galaxy 🪁@galaxy_marshall·
@DPD_ I opened Netflix and saw they had added Bugonia and then was immediately in a good mood because I remembered ur tweet series, it is probably my favorite saga ever recorded on the internet. I was also a child who latched onto things we r all bugonia daughter…
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Galaxy 🪁@galaxy_marshall·
@katewillett The only congressional rebuke I can think of is the time the astronaut brought an unauthorized sandwich into space I don’t think astronauts are private citizens though
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Galaxy 🪁@galaxy_marshall·
@itsandrewfrye Guys be honest w me can u tell i made a typo or does it look like im chic and metropolitan and shortening the title of the show on purpose due to familiarity
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Galaxy 🪁@galaxy_marshall·
@itsandrewfrye I’ve been rewatching Santa Clarita lately and thinking about how phenomenal Drew is at physical comedy
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Andrew Frye@itsandrewfrye·
I think it's really neat that Drew finally found someone to match her freak on the couch
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ryan@voluptupotamus·
@ftmensch @lenadunham the best part was the woman yelling “OH MY GOD I’M GONNA KILL MYSELF” when lena started talking to her
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jorts 🇵🇸@ftmensch·
saw @lenadunham in philly yesterday and there was a Q&A portion of the event and one woman asked her if she had any advice for how a 64 year old divorced jewish woman might find a husband and she said maybe go to a michael buble concert and the lady was like i have
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Galaxy 🪁@galaxy_marshall·
@xboxbodywash I commented this on ur original post but no one believed 15 year old me that she was allowed on tinder without lying about her age so I’m not surprised it’s being disbelieved now
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Galaxy 🪁@galaxy_marshall·
@xboxbodywash I feel like I was on two other dating apps that allowed teens, hot or not did and I think there was another one. I had to lie about my age to make a farmers only account tho (I didn’t talk to anyone on farmers only I just wanted to see if there were lesbian farmers in my area)
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Galaxy 🪁@galaxy_marshall·
@xboxbodywash When I was 15 I had a boyfriend I met on tinder and no one ever believed I hadn’t lied about my age!!
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boop@xboxbodywash·
I've never seen anyone talk about this but Tinder used to let you use the app as a teen and match with 13-17 year olds. I remember using it vividly and it was only banned in 2016. Whose idea was that
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will@SINAMATIKtv·
@jugholicgrifter I do not remember him being in I Used To Be Funny
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kestil “the sandvich”@jugholicgrifter·
was logging pizza movie onto my letterboxd yesterday, went to the cast list and spent 2 hours laughing at this nigga
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PHANTOM TROLLBOOTH@PHNTMTRLLBTH·
@rockmarooned The songs Jane does on weekend update are some of the worst bits in SNL history but the unlikely couple thing with Marcello is one of the better reoccurring bits in years
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Jesse Hassenger@rockmarooned·
I like Ashley Padilla as much as the next fan but I do enjoy that for my gen-alpha kid, Jane Wickline is like The Main One on SNL.
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ashley ray@theashleyray·
and we are what? not watching the new euphoria trailer. why? because it's illegal to watch my niece play a stripper even if she is 25.
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Galaxy 🪁@galaxy_marshall·
@DPD_ Focus features should be paying u for these tweets I love them so much
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Daniel D'Addario
Daniel D'Addario@DPD_·
society when a certain Brooklyn-based five year old finally watches a certain Yorgos Lanthimos film… many years from now
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Galaxy 🪁@galaxy_marshall·
@cornerstcre @JDabknee I think this goes without saying but when I say “all the replies” I’m not counting the bot
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Galaxy 🪁@galaxy_marshall·
@cornerstcre @JDabknee Oh I think I misunderstood your reply. You understand that the original post and all the replies you just screenshotted are jokes, but you disagree with the premise of the jokes and think the jokes are in some way “facebook dad behavior”
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santos-inistas@JDabknee·
As an ER nurse, its been crazy to see how much more efficient Chat GPT is at discharging "heart attack" patients than our doctors are. Future of medicine is now 🥳🥳
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Galaxy 🪁@galaxy_marshall·
@cornerstcre @JDabknee Every reply to this so far seems to understand the screenshot is a joke and not real, where r the Facebook dads
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Is anyone Left?@cornerstcre·
@JDabknee This is 100% a synthetic or severely dated screenshot. Y’all are turning into facebook dads, don’t even care if the propaganda you’re consuming is believable. Count down to the “It’s still true!” in defense of photoshop, the same line gullible boomers chant in defense of ai.
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Galaxy 🪁@galaxy_marshall·
@elizabethbelsky This is so interesting because I actually mainly think of her as an abortion advocate, I first learned about her because of shout your abortion
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brian thee palma@elizabethbelsky·
I would add that I and a lot of younger millennials I know harbor resentment toward the Lindy Wests of the world for the time and words wasted on petty individualistic grievance politics while we lost all right to control our own bodies. Jezebel fiddled while Roe burned.
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Lindy West is a proxy for elder millennial culture, and the takedowns are really autopsies for something much bigger than her because nobody ever really coped with it. Buzzfeed, Gawker, Jezebel, all gone. Then the country turned against “woke” and Zoomers entered the work force.

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@DewinMariLwyd @tobyharnden @noahpasaran @Telegraph @DPD_ @katewillett @notbenfish @itsandrewfrye