buzz

@IAmDavidCreegan banger

when my pad get stuck on my bush

Imagine finding your lawyer on Twitter and he’s tweeting stuff like “I don’t do situationships. Once you win my heart, I’m in it for the long haul.”

@sangaldoo there’s a google docs of me somewhere

Someday you’ll get cancelled on this app and your oomfs will post “Always knew something was wrong with this person”

day 7: April 8, 21:15 color: light brown length: ~4 inches thickness/width: 1 inch texture: smooth size: larger than average quantity: 2.5 pain: 3/10 overall: 5/10

pooping journal (microbiome/diet research) 🧵 day 1: April 2nd, 19:03 color: brown length: ~2.5 inches thickness/width: 1 inch texture: a bit hard size: average quantity: 2 pain: 5/10 overall: 3/10

@morfonicant the spanish is so ass i’m lol

why would you even fake speaking spanish do u guys seriously have nothing interesting going on

@dumbestdyke mood

Daily affirmations: - They’re coming for me - The walls are closing in - There is a hidden camera somewhere in my home and I must destroy it

@IAmDavidCreegan ?!?!

@ANGELBABYBITTY i wouldn’t say i was abusive but everyone including my friends said i was probably not right

Reflecting on my last relationship like Ok… maybe I was the abuser

@IAmDavidCreegan ?!?!

working retail will ingrain the most automated messages that just slip out of your mouth

@mohaunted this algorithm

why is everyone volunteering

@nuguflopper 😭😭

@mwahbuzz OMG I THOUGHT YOU WERE A MAN THIS WHOLE TIME

i love doms, she’s a 5’8 femme who hates when she’s not in control and tells me what to do but she’s also intimidated by me and reads all of my writing lalalalala

@fanofpricefield email me.

@nuguflopper i’m a queer woman! 🧘‍♀️

@mwahbuzz wait- cuz i thought you were gay

spent my morning with her, then when we were walking away from each other we literally turned around in the middle of the street to run to each other again