Charles Gall

@murrayf00te He could pick himself and win every match.

@Torcuil Congratulations🥃

Sia mìle taing Na h-Eileanan an Iar. This is a win for the Western Isles.

Save our Lollipop school crossing patrollers in Aberdeenshire - Sign the Petition! chng.it/SjXtYSpQ via @UKChange

Stop the Sectarian Orange Order Parade in Stonehaven - Sign the Petition! chng.it/jHwsxhrW via @UKChange

This is a #HousingSOS. Send @ShelterScotland's open letter to @HumzaYousaf, demanding that he declares a housing emergency: shelterscotland.org/send_open_lett…

Delighted to see we’ve deported Braverman to Rwanda.

Notable that the Conservatives only use the word “millionaire” as an insult in the case of footballers or people in the creative industries. Otherwise they are forever keen to cast themselves as the party of aspiration and wealth-creation.

Rishi Sunak should block Boris Johnson’s plan to give an honour to his father - Sign the Petition! chng.it/jmG2ZCMR via @UKChange

Is that it?

@ScotPressAwards @WIJ_UK @HDewarSport @ladymcbeth2 Well deserved, Marion

Sponsored by @WIJ_UK Scotland, the Nicola Barry Award goes to female journalists deserving of recognition. Our runner up this evening is @HDewarSport of the Scottish Daily Mail, with first place awarded to @ladymcbeth2 of The Sunday Post.

@ty_crwn1 They don’t give a fcuk.

The PM (for it is he) just doesn't get it, does he? Talk about tone-deaf.

@RosieisaHolt Balloon😡

WHAT IS HAPPENING.

@thejackgall Your mum’s with me😎

I had a dream last night that I was gonna be having words with my cleaner because they hadn't been dusting. Does this mean I have to give myself into trouble?

@ty_crwn1 Looks a bit runny😎

I just want to say I am the king of cheese sauces, made from any type. This one from farmhouse gouda.

Pearl Jam sound checking a Bruce Springsteen song tonight for their performance tomorrow at Asbury Park's @seahearnow facebook.com/groups/asburyp…

@ty_crwn1 @StevieVanZandt Pre-ordered😎

This book looks a great read. What a life @StevieVanZandt has had - so far! Politics, East St Band, Sopranos and Lillyhammer (which is brilliant, btw). thetimes.co.uk/article/steven…

Time for my morning walk😎

What’s the point in Grant “You’re quite right” Shapps😎Asking for a friend.

Love the way Susanna Reid’s eyes glaze over listening to new sidekick Richard Madeley. Bet she’s thinking what I’m thinking😎

My blooms. C’mon Andy😎