Jonas Grumby 🇨🇦

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 5 Mar 2009 (via @twi_age).

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 5 Mar 2009 (via @twi_age).

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 12 years, since 5 Mar 2009 (via @twi_age).

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 5 Mar 2009 (via @twi_age).

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years (since 5 Mar 2009). What's your #TwiAge? TwiAge.com

@SomeKimberly We don’t deserve it. I’m now bedridden and slowly deteriorating. Hardly any strength and can’t open a pill bottle. I sleep a better part of the day now. IT FUCKING SUCKS!

To those battling Cancer: I AM YOU. We don’t deserve this. It fucking sucks, but appreciate yourself for your strength and endurance. Especially during the holidays. I might not know you, but I admire all of our strength. #fuckcancer in its asshole.

@AnneWheaton I had trouble finding mine. It was in the little folder of warranty papers, hiding with the Apple sticker.

You should see what I look like under all these layers, baby -Canadian sexting

@VeronicaChaos Xxxxxxxcxxaaqaqsßerrrfddxsd#b oh kkd#

I wish I was dead. I’m tired of the constant pain

Sad day 😩

what if marijuana companies were allowed to have tv ads like big pharma does?

This celebrity barber gives free haircuts to the homeless. This is awesome. HE IS A HERO. RETWEET THIS ❤️

@LisaMarieBowman But you risk “Breaking News” cutting in with a”Special Report”

Guess what everyone! Tonight, #Survivor will be free of paid political advertisements!

@RoseGirlSweet I’ve been bedridden for the last 1.5 months, and was stuck in a recliner for nearly 2 years before that to keep my leg raised.

@TheRealAndiLand @TheAndiLander And you are one heck of a treat 🤪

Trick or treat! 🎃👻 (Thanks for all the Halloween promo this month, @TheAndiLander!) instagram.com/p/Bpmn5Iygu8E/…

Smart cookie: Nine-year-old sells out of Girl Guide cookies in front of cannabis store on first day ctv.news/085M2DP

@HamillHimself Happy belated birthday Mark. You should try using months. Why do people stop at 24 months with kids is beyond me🤪

I want to offer my sincere thanks to everyone who took the time to send me their #HappyBirthday wishes.🎂 Final Thoughts: If I were a dog 🐶, I'd be 469 years old. Fortunately for me, I'm a human🧔 and they tell me 67 is the new 66.