isabel
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isabel
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“I’m living the American dream, one mistake at a time.” - Kelly Killoren Bensimon

🚨 NEW: Zohran Mamdani to invest $122M in NYC public schools, hiring 1,000 additional teachers.

no joke I have to go to pelvic floor physical therapy because I have a medically tight pussy




It’s Jewish American Heritage Month. Without Jewish Americans, you wouldn’t have: Google. OpenAI. WhatsApp. Facebook. Anthropic. Polymarket. Palantir. The NBA. Dell. Waze. Goldman Sachs. Oracle. BlackRock. Home Depot. Estée Lauder. Starbucks. Just to name a few. Jewish Americans have helped shape modern technology, finance, entertainment, sports, medicine, and entrepreneurship far beyond our numbers.

Imogen Poots and John Reynolds have been cast as the leads for the series adaptation of ‘SEX CRIMINALS’. The series follows a couple who rob banks by using their extraordinary ability — when they both have sex, time stops. (Source: Deadline)

I don’t get what the gay kid doesn’t understand. If he went to Gaza they’d murder him for being gay. Doesn’t seem that complicated.


a few years ago a cashier at TJ Maxx asked me if i needed to pick up any gifts for mother’s day bc they just got a bunch in so i said “no thanks, she’s dead” and she just stared at me for 30 seconds then asked if i wanted to save 10% by opening up a TJ Maxx rewards card



















