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@valenceperdu That's my tweets for the next 3 years done.

@garethd Three tweets

Oh my.

@valenceperdu That's my tweet for the year done.

@garethd I’m just pleased I made you search it up

@valenceperdu youtu.be/9JH3jnTSx24 Not saying every one was a banger but...

@garethd When he often did this sort of thing?

@valenceperdu Please tell me Jo did it

A haircut has been committed.

@valenceperdu Anyone who runs for 15hrs ain't gonna enjoy it...

Didn’t enjoy that one bit.

I’m going to have to start running again aren’t I?

@simond Just wait for the ridiculous plot twists. Oh and guess what season Netflix bought it... How to wreck a great idea for a series...

Late to this I know, but now enjoying Designated Survivor on Netflix. It's like watching The West Wing on fast forward.

The people have spoken.

I'm thinking of supplementing my current social media with a new instagram account...

@valenceperdu New pet name for the missus?

The isolation is one thing. It’s the state enforced exercise I find hard.

@valenceperdu @simond You're assuming he hit double figures this year...

@simond In 2020 you can try to up it to one kilometre a week.

It took the longest ride I've done in more than 2 years, and the highest Relative Effort score I've ever recorded. But my total KMs on Strava for 2019 now begins with a 4, so I'm happy now.

@valenceperdu Oh we're not able to beat many teams. It's a talent...

@garethd Ah, there you are, good of you to join us. Imagine being sponsored by Iron Maiden and not being able to beat Arsenal.

What

@ppmarathon Just fantastic!! We are so proud. Massive congrats from your sister, bro-in-law, nephew and nieces. You finally smashed it like you knew you could!! 🏃‍♂️🏆⏱🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

Just sat down after running 2.10.17. Not going to move for a while. A massive thank you to Sophie, Theo, Andy and all my family and friends. On 9th September, I was lying in Mri scanner with broken metatarsal. Today I went no.2 on Irish alltime list. #ThentherewasJohn #Delighted

@DT2ComicsChat Mine had a shoulder strap. And dual sliders for stereo volume. And a mute button.

#ImOldEnoughToRememberWhen people thought this was the coolest music tech they'd ever seen.

@DrNoelPollock Its always the quiet ones...

Always a little boost to get mistaken for an athlete at a champs but just got a morning door hammering for a doping control test...

@valenceperdu All I said was I thought the telegraph cryptic was too hard last week...

When the media inevitably destroy nice Gareth we’ll be able to trace it back to the day he mildly criticised them and they completely lost the run of themselves at the slight on the importance of their job.

@valenceperdu I applaud your consistency

@valenceperdu Tactically avoided MOTD. Poor Slaven. Will avoid relegation tho. Just need to sign Kitson and Hartson in January...

@valenceperdu How do I unlike tweets?