Gareth Evans

@nottheword When it comes to blunt critique, the Dutch do it best.

Do NOT watch this video agency people.

@jamescaig "Heart-stopping departures" - oomph

Nick Cave gives the chat computer thingy short fucking shrift.

@Will_Humphrey @jolilford especially today! asket.com/gb

@katiedreke Thanks for providing my procrastination with a higher purpose

Turns out that Chet Baker is in fact the best music to listen to whilst under intense and swiftly approaching deadlines. Go figure.

@nicoheath @OBBY001 …or that rag as representing views of many Australians, clearly

@OBBY001 Hard to describe netballers as 'overpaid'

Australians have clearly had a gutful of overpaid but under-informed sportspeople who think their personal opinions on matters outside their areas of expertise are worth inflicting on sport. No gratitude as woke comes between green and gold theaustralian.com.au/commentary/no-…

@nickhirst wait...a late contender: own a moment from the game (which for copyright reasons we cant show you now) twitter.com/ESPNcricinfo/s…

Are we done on NFTs now?

“People do not seem to realize that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson

@willsh As an aside, I can highly recommend Rolling Blackouts Coastal Fever …on Spotify if/when that’s available in your local area

@lux_schwab Call that a queue?!

Queue of cars all the way down the ramp at Melbourne Airport. Nature is healing.

@djc1805 Good idea. Any tips for getting rid of the success-bro suggested tweets that have exploded in past 6 months?

Switching my timeline to Latest Tweets has been cleansing. Less politics, more varied, interesting, serendipitous and niche insights and links. I’ve started to see the random connections between topics & ideas that I once liked about Twitter.

Woke up this morning to find that the new prime minister of Australia had quoted my lyrics in his first press conference: “Just because you’re going forwards, doesn’t mean I’m going backwards”. Here’s my response to that welcome news.

Fab pictures from @EdwinaPickles from Bondi Beach polling station.

@lucycochran Too true. Just look at what IKEA puts us through

Power of brand is me cursing my Dyson upon every use then solving my vacuum angst by buying a more expensive Dyson.

@lucycochran Sa ka nah?! Gotta be, right

Also, my friend still doesn’t buy a certain rice cracker brand because someone was mean to me who worked on the account two million years ago.

@djc1805 Choux can’t be serious

Profiteroles are just French Yorkshire puddings

@Will_Humphrey This after a day in London sunshine has me feeling good about the place. Fuck this

@Will_Humphrey That opening track is a belter. Agree the expanse and loose ends of the whole album are key to the experience. Can’t wait to dive back in and uncover more.

@neilperkin Recursion is really enjoyable too, check it out

This sci-fi thriller is totally mind-bending. All about the multiverse (rather than the metaverse). Really enjoyed it

@sarahspoon And is also TLC approved

The one on the right scrubs harder and costs 30% less.

BREAKING: The New York Times have bought Big Jet TV for an undisclosed sum.