Michael Garfield 🤘

Proud to be here and lay by pool for 5 ½ hrs. ☀️

@PhilipTortora Student athletes 😆😆😆

No NCAA sanctioned sporting events should start after 9:00 pm local time. The UConn-Furman game having to tip off close to 10:30 pm Eastern is absolutely absurd and not fair to the student-athletes on either team.

@tane_lord And no reason you should 🤘

I love March Madness because I always learn about a new school. Never heard of Texas A&M University in my life

@PeteThamel Any coincidence the game is on CBS?

NEW: President Trump issues an executive order to "with the goal of establishing an exclusive window for the Army-Navy Game, during which no other college football game is broadcast." More here: whitehouse.gov/presidential-a…

@THR Only replacement to get the show back on track is the Coldplay Kiss Cam chick

Why ABC Had to Scrap 'The Bachelorette' hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/ins…

@Variety Worst PR spin ever. And I'm pitched daily

Taylor Frankie Paul is speaking out following ABC’s announcement that they will not air Season 22 of "#TheBachelorette": “Taylor is very grateful for ABC’s support as she prioritizes her family’s safety and security. After years of silently suffering extensive mental and physical abuse as well as threats of retaliation, Taylor is finally gaining the strength to face her accuser and taking steps to ensure that she and her children are protected from any further harm,” the statement from her spokesperson reads. “There are too many women who are suffering in silence as they survive aggressive, jealous ex-partners who refuse to let them move on with their lives. Taylor has remained silent out of fear of further abuse, retaliation, and public shaming. She is currently exploring all of her options, seeking support, and preparing to own and share her story." variety.com/2026/tv/news/t…

@HoustonTexans Chris and Harris Pappas may have something to say

Proud to be a Best Family-Owned Business 🤘

@JimmyTraina Can confirm. And thx for the $$$

I understand High Point getting all the hype and coverage, but those of us inside the world of degeneracy know USF covering +4.5 is the real story of the day.

It was close but...Siena TOD 1:48p PT

Greatest sports day of the year so how is this "Bachelorette" bullshit taking over my timeline??

@RichOToole And a legit team (says the Rangers fan)

Dang. We need a legit Texas BBQ joint inside of Daikin Park. 🙏🏽🍖

@SethDavisHoops That's the Duke basketball team. 😆

Man hearing all kinds of mass reports of people coming down with a nasty 48-hour virus, calling in sick to work and taking off from school for the next two days. Hope everyone is feeling okay and on the mend!

@evan7257 @HoustonChron Don't forget Mama Tina's poisoned gumbo

From the @houstonchron editorial board: What – and we say this with love – the heck happened to the Houston Rodeo? houstonchronicle.com/opinion/editor…

@GregAbbott_TX San Angelo looking a little fatty

Dinner

@VitalVegas I'm the lowest tier and got that offer

Great for Caesars Platinum tier members (second lowest tier, we achieved it by having the Caesars Rewards credit card), terrible for Vegas (and Jerry Seinfeld).

Texas is big. Flight started in Houston and just now halfway to Vegas and still over the Lone Star state.

@abc13houston False

TSA staff shortages cause travel chaos at Bush and Hobby airports abc13.com/post/tsa-staff…

@StephStradley @SouthwestAir Lifelong @SouthwestAir customer, stockholder, A-Lister, Companion Pass holder, Wild Turkey drinker. Taking my 1st flight since mid-January just before they switched the boarding/seating process. Never had anxiety before a flight until now. Wish me luck. 🤞

I think the hardest part about @SouthwestAir is the people who loved them deep, loved its Texas friendly heart. Last airline that didn’t make you feel like a broke person even if you were broke broke. Nobody likes a bidness that makes them feel broke even if they are doing ok. Was easy doing business from city to city. I feel bad for the SWA customer service people because they get a bunch of mess said to them online, and they have no control over the changes. They didn’t choose to force people to sit together when there’s open seats, make it harder for the employees of SWA to do their jobs. Like I promised to get a SWA credit card if they make the airline more easy and fast again. Like fast easy to buy tix, planes load and take off fast. Less bad friction, more fun. Airlines are credit card companies now, make that good. Right now, their credit card reminds me of past sweeter days of taking a bag and a golf bag, treated like the Texas Kings and Queens that we are. Not a nickel and a dime. I need SWA to work for all of us but specifically Texas. I can’t have you making Texans sad because they remember when you were more friendly. Like when a Texas bidness becomes less friendly, it hurts extra. @TravelingTexans need all of the modes of transportation to work better for us. We big, we are global, we need to fly free about the country, world, and to the moon. Anyhow, you know all this, not interested in a debate or more mean words. Just sharing words online, please impress me. Best way to impress me about anything is to make it Actually Good for everybody. Easy and hard to do. 😎🙌♥️🙏🏻

@peet2 Who paying for all this?

Big Dallas World Cup 🧵: Pics from the ongoing modifications to JerryWorld for the WC grass, are fascinating. Let's 'dig' into them in more detail. tl;dr - that's a LOT of damned dirt, gravel $$ and effort. 1/11

@awfulannouncing CBS/TNT like giving a shot to a former coach and player who they think is "hot" at the moment. Pearl will be one-and-done. CC: Rex Chapman

Incredible performance here from Charles Barkley. He ignores a question from Bruce Pearl, says he's glad he's not in the studio because people are looking for him, and that TNT security is so cheap that everyone has the same code in the office.