Michael Garfield 🤘

If this isn't the lead story at 6p, I'm giving up non local news

Tapas > fries 🇪🇸

@andrewlamparski @cbsaustin Doesn't he know he could have used Zoom?

Motorcade spotted leaving a southeast Austin business park just before noon. CBS News reports a source confirmed VP Vance is in town today to record an episode of The Joe Rogan Experience. @cbsaustin

@SheponAir @TheBackPage Back back back backtracking

After criticizing Dan Patrick for how he handled the aftermath of WNBA Comissioner Cathy Engelbert @TheBackPage explains what he has learned SINCE! "I don't think I fully appreciated the love that still exists for Dan Patrick and how much adoration he still at this stage of his career Full Interview youtube.com/watch?v=jdDnAQ…

@BabeLaufenberg Kiss it goodbye

You wonder how they are able to grow grass at Dallas Stadium for the World Cup matches? I landed an “exclusive” interview with the assistant greens keeper.

The FOX announcers having to explain that the in-stadium boos and hisses were for Jerry Jones and not Infantino. 😱

Final Four = chalk #worldcup ⚽️

@fatjapes And we have @HEB

Combined economy less than Texas btw

World Cup being played near the moon crater where Apollo 13 was supposed to land? #spacenerd

@TigahPaul Houston kids ain't playing soccer cause it feels like the 7th level of Hell during the summer

I look at Houston, which has a massive Latin youth population. You think the best youth soccer players in Houston are playing competitive youth soccer? No, because their parents can’t afford the insane barriers to entry that youth club soccer requires. Soccer should have the lowest barrier to entry. The sport requires a ball, a goal, and a field. Nothing else... but US Youth Soccer is designed to keep the working-class kids out of soccer, many of which is the go-to sport for youth, especially in a Latin-rich area like Houston. And you wonder why we get our asses kicked every four years in soccer. The American youth that loves the game can’t afford to get into the gatekeeper’s door.

@CWengaard Great Odin's Raven!

I’m from Norway and they are not married. It’s more common here in Norway to be «samboere» which means you live together and are a couple, but not married. Her name is Isabel Haugseng Johansen . They also have a son togher who was born in December of 2024. His name is Odin, so yeah a real Viking name😉👍🇳🇴

@iluminatibot FIFA

Name a scam that's been around so long that we don't even realize it's a scam anymore.

@kyleumlang But can it toast Pop-Tarts?

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 IRVING, TX — Introducing the official “Monster Energy Big 12 Football” Championship Trophy which will be presented at the conclusion of the 2026 Big 12 Championship Game on December 4th.

Lots of chocolate still left. Belgium and Switzerland. #worldcup ⚽️

NOlumbia!!!! ⚽️

Trump just demanded a recount

68 days until kickoff 🏈

FOX gonna stop airing that Eruzione promo now?

3 host countries down and out in 3 consecutive nights

Aaaand that will about do it for America's passion for soccer for another generation. All that red card politcal red card BS for nothing.