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el concepto de que tus tetas sean más grandes que los brazos de tu novio

私はアメリカでまた新しいチーズの暴力を発見しました。 アメリカ人は常にチーズから暴力を受け続けてます。 それでもアメリカ人は消して倒れません。 彼らはすごいタフなのです。

Some days I play so much sudoku that when I close my eyes to sleep I see a sudoku grid

@PopCrave I WAS THE ONE THAT PUSHED HIM LMAOOOO!!!! My name is Nicki Minaj and i work at Republic Records and also frequent mcdonalds

yeah man I’m really into philosophy yeah you know like nietzsche, kant,, camus , woah vicky,, hegel,,,

VAPES ARE A DEEP STATE PSYOP DESIGNED TO CONDITION US TO ENJOY SUCKING ROBOT DICKS. ONCE AI TAKES AWAY ALL OUR JOBS AND THE ONLY THING LEFT FOR HUMANITY IS TO BE SEX SLAVES FOR ROBOTS!! REAL EYES REALIZE CLANKER LIES!!!! DON’T FALL FOR IT!!! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!

@mirwae me at the 7/11 my first night in Tokyo for study abroad

yep lol this was me when i saw ranch for the first time in person

自殺か結婚したい

In Japan, if they don’t have a word for something, you just say it in English but make it sound aggressively Japanese to the point that you sound racist and now you’re pronouncing it correctly

@woke8yearold also cheaper to go to the French Alps than to Vail iirc

Just made a girl super mad by doing some math and showing her it would be cheaper to travel to Japan and go all out at Tokyo Disney (along with time for other stuff in Japan) than to do a big trip to Disney World

Alia: I dont know whats wrong with me. I want to be normal. I killed shit ton of people. Baron harkonnenCHATGPT in her mind: That’s fine — You were in survival mode.

@urbanmyths @VHSDVDBLURAY4K No Best Actor though

@VHSDVDBLURAY4K Those films each won five above the line Oscar Awards, but Everything Everywhere All At Once became the first and only film to win six above-the-line awards: Picture, Director, Screenplay, and three acting categories.

Only 3 films have ever won the “Big Five” Oscars

sitting down at the airport food court with my bento box and making eye contact with the japanese man who just sat down with his KFC order

Inshallah they find out whose pussy it is

"David Anal Sex Lynch, you are named after two of the most conservative things I ever knew"

@IrateMaxwell @SelkieBosun

@SelkieBosun In one of the HOTD behind the scenes they compared Rhaenys to Hillary Clinton. I guess both of their legacies are killing a bunch of civilians and losing

dany's plotline in season 6 of game of thrones makes sense if you think hillary is going to win in 2016

“whose pussy is this”—doctor frankenstein sorting spare parts