evil beetle soup

y’all mind if I wear pink?

An ass only a mother could love

just realized I have free will so I left work early

successful night

Why can’t they just have a violent bachelorette

just remembered the deer skull that I forgot in my work truck like 8 months ago

got 9 email addresses last night at the club

fruit ninja is too graphic for me i cannot play it.

Tryna flirt with her and she's telling me fun fish facts okay let's just get married I guess

Mustard up the courage

suffering in honor of dubstep today

Would you rather Ask for help or Kill yourself

zoning out and randomly remembering I am really out here being a scientist and an engineer

my toxic trait is butt too fat

made earl grey vanilla syrup for my lattes

@Jj2081036 that is my goal

@madscientitz Don’t we’re burning up over here.

moving to Cali bye

"she's a lot" yeah and you're a little and that's the whole problem isn't it

One thing women don’t get is that mansplaining is short for man explaining