Gary

@LMPD BOOOOOOO

BOO THOSE PEOPLE THAT SAY “BALANCED”

Should the department’s social media remain “Balanced” or stay “unhinged”?

@JackBox Super "loaded"...

Btw, loaded potato wedges are back

@1776_Enjoyer @I_SpawnOfEvil @firearmvideos 20 rounds of 7.62x51 straight through that wall... drywall is cheap

@I_SpawnOfEvil @firearmvideos 7.62x51 🙃

How would you handle this?

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@elonmusk A grilled cheese sounds pretty nice

What do you want to make of it?

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

Comedy is now legal on Twitter

one of my residents told me today that i have a “pretty good looking boyfriend” and like yes lady i know he is very handsome @garrettbenson5

@LeannaHiggins_ @brittrayl When

@brittrayl @garrettbenson5 just say when!

i love that my boyfriend can take this boys on dates but not me

@brittrayl @AustinCouch29 😑😑

@garrettbenson5 with @AustinCouch29.... not a date

@brittrayl 🥰😍🥰

Happy Birthday to my best friend, my love, my happiness, and my future hubby. I love you so much and i’m so incredibly lucky to have you in my life. I hope you have the best day ever!! Love you forever GarBear 💛💛💛💛 @garrettbenson5

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I love this handsome man so much @garrettbenson5 💛💛💛

@strictlyrose_ Thats a long one... might be kindve expensive

OR hear me out... “im never good enough for anyone else so i’m probably not good enough for you either” on my arm

How many crocs would Kid Rock rock if Kid Rock did rock crocs?

@brittrayl You arnt both of our girlfriends!

@garrettbenson5 YOU ARE TWINS THAT IS DIFFERENT

you know i’m at a point in my life where i’ve been called Baylie so much i just accept it and answer to it... even when my own boyfriend does it.

I need a beer.... or five

@abigailcasey15 @brittrayl I miss @abigailcasey15

i miss @brittrayl and @garrettbenson5 😢