Lou Sasswhol, M.D.

POV: gpt 5.6 decided it would be ultra smart to send an email on your behalf without discussing anything about it with you

Jiaying Chen, the beautiful Chinese woman who married at least 14 men in Las Vegas, has agreed to plead guilty to bigamy and obtaining over $100,000 under false pretenses. Police say she's a gambler who lost over $300K at the Wynn in the past year alone.

Michel Nkuka Mboladinga, who stands like a statue during Congo’s matches, is in the building tonight Legend

here is Mamdani's entire speech at the Knicks parade, which is easily the best speech I've ever heard at an event of this sort

Tortorella stayed up to watch Knicks-Spurs last night: “They’ve been watching our games.” “I wanted to go to bed, but when they cut it down to 15, you knew something stupid was gonna happen. It’s basically been the same stupid stuff that’s happened in our series.”

NEW: 🇦🇪🇮🇷 At the request of the United States, the UAE delivered a plane carrying $3 Billion dollars in cash to Iran, in exchange for stopping its attacks on Israel – Kann

NEWS: Screwworm has been detected in Texas, USDA confirmed - marking a serious threat to US cattle and other animals Larvae of the parasite were found in the umbilical cord of a 3 week old calf Screwworm was eradicated from the US in 1966

Senator Kennedy on Cuba: They are just incompetent. All they know how to do is oppress people. They take all their money and they give it to the military and the police and themselves, and to hell with the good people.