Gary Bettman's Cobbler

Looking into my crystal ball ...things are looking good!!!

@KenanGlazer10 @BosniaNTBall Forse si mangiavi ‘na pizza cu l’ananas, a ‘ssa squadra toja non facìa ‘ssa figura ‘i mmerda pe dodici anni

@BosniaNTBall Not gonna lie, I might be Italian but I'm cheering for you guys. Those fucking ananas Pizza inventors need to be humbled down😡😡

Ohhhhh Canada….i see they have not learned from Italy and Wales.😅 #FIFAWorldCup

@imSamAdamo @CANMNT_Official @Azzurri @CanadaSoccerEN @Azzurri_En Eh si, e perché no? Si u Canada è accussì bruttu, tornatìnne a travagghià ‘e campi con i terroni in Calabria o Sicilia

@garybettmanshoe @CANMNT_Official @Azzurri @CanadaSoccerEN @Azzurri_En dovrei eh

“forza Canada now, i guess” 🤮 full pod: bit.ly/3NzE2pC

@nytimes @TheAthletic tbh that's not nearly enough. should be atleast double, if not triple, for the HONOUR for a little kid to stand next to the great players of the Toronto Maple Leaf Hockey Club

From @TheAthletic: How far will the Maple Leafs go to make a buck? Try a price tag of $956.83 for a young fan (ages 8-12) to stand on the ice and wave a flag before a Leafs home game. That doesn’t include a ticket to the game, which is required. nyti.ms/4bLtMDP

@thematrixb0t Entourage fans watching this like

Guess who owns the UFC

@BosniaNTBall this many people gathered in sarajevo historically would have me very concerned

📍SARAJEVO! #FIFAWorldCup

@OverDrive1050 @frankcorrado22 needs to accept his new reality

"I'm so happy they're out." Hayes is beyond excited that Italy isn't in the World Cup after reacting to their defeat to Bosnia and Herzegovina.

@mrgrozz they need to saddle up next to Mrakovic deli or the bosnian mosques in etobicoke and they'll do just fine

Ticket scalpers who went all-in on Toronto opening game tickets thinking they'd be able to make a $5000 profit off Enzo from Woodbridge who owns a construction company

@LuukeSkinwalker @BizNasty2point0 Paul is a man of colour and would receive a pink equity card which puts him in the 3rd tier of the line cutting capabilities

@BizNasty2point0 I’m afraid you will be required to produce your gender equity card before the chairthem can answer your question. As a cisgendered white man, your privilege requires you go to the back of the line.

Can Canadians explain to me what that NDP meeting/conference was about that I’m seeing all these clips from??? What was the objective of that get together from all these clips I’m seeing. I’m genuinely curious.

@oldhockeycards might be the best list i've seen yet!

NHL’s Top Players.. How do you feel about the top 10 here..? *Note: these are post-1967 in case you’re wondering why Gordie Howe and others aren’t listed.

@AntonioTweets2 Niagara Falls is the Florida of Canada

Umm, she’s right

@CatholicSat of all the things going on in the world bullfighting ain't a top priority sis

Two PETA activists tried to protest the Pope’s visit in Monaco today. They were rapidly dealt with by Vatican Security.

Not sure why Sportsnet hasn't posted it, but an unbelievable opening montage

@Cantguardleeknb it's not a war 😂

War going on in Iran and playing the National Anthem before a sporting event is a problem?

You’re not a fan of what? Fucking loser Canadian

@hydrothemc isnt he native american 😂

Bob Barker being a racist is not shocking. Bob Barker being a racist is not funny. Racism is not funny… But every part of this clip right here (ESPECIALLY the end) has had me laughing for 5 minutes!!!!!!

VENEZUELA WITH THE ULTIMATE CLAP BACK TO AMERICA #wbcbaseball #usa #venezuela #maduro

@barstoolsports how many Grey Cup wins

ANOTHER ONE FOR THE GOOD GUYS 🇺🇸

@BradMBradford my uncle gary got a drinkin buddy called Al Cootes

Al Quds Day has become an annual platform for antisemitic hate and extremist rhetoric. In today’s climate, this raises serious public safety concerns. I call on the City to take the necessary steps - up to and including an injunction - to cancel the demonstration.

@integrity_to why is there an african ancestral acknowledgement at a public square in Canada 😂

As if the unstable meth and fent heads aren’t enough, now we have to deal with unhinged knife wielders in broad daylight. This is public safety under Mayor Chow’s watch. We look forward to seeing the plans from mayoral candidates to clean up this area including installing a 24/7 Toronto Police box.

@NHL_Muse Patrick Roy for Marty...Paul Coffey for Bourque (4 Cups vs. 1 deciding factor)

My all-time Team Canada lineup 🇨🇦👇 F: Wayne Gretzky F: Mario Lemiuex F: Sidney Crosby D: Bobby Orr D: Ray Bourque G: Martin Brodeur Who are you swapping in or out?