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BREAKING: Kirby Smart has signed Tiger Woods to a lifetime contract

BREAKING: Elite 2026 Dual-Threat Driver Tiger Woods has Committed to Georgia, he tells me for @Rivals Woods, a unanimous First-Team All-American in Florida Highway Patrol circles, recorded a 0.15 BAC, 3 missed stop signs, and a 4.2 dash from the sobriety test last night. “I just felt like Kirby Smart was the only coach who could truly develop my game off the field. Respect my decision. #GoDawgs 🐾🚔”

After talking to a Democrat. 😩😩

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SECWAR Pete Hegseth shows us the difference between Republican men versus Democrat men… And it's SO FUNNY and TRUE.

Así es discutir con tu mujer.

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A priceless moment as parents realize their pilot is their son 🥹❤️

🚨 JUST IN: ICE agents were just spotted actively ASSISTING Americans through TSA at Houston airport Democrats wanted you to believe ICE was there to TERRORIZE families In reality, they’re helping, and Americans appreciate it 🇺🇸👏🏻

Morning Blow Joe Scarborough says he has no idea where his birth certificate is. Do these people know how to use the Internet? We're surrounded by the lowest IQ retards on the planet

8 things I know at 35 that I wish I knew at 25: 1. Don’t finance a car 2. Have a roommate 3. Have a Roth IRA 4. Build an income outside of your 9–5 job 5. Drink more water 6. Walking is underrated 7. Being kind to others is underrated 8. Don’t finance a car

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This is the biggest tire cemetery in the world, located in Kuwait. This fire is always burning, and can be seen from outer space... but let's keep blaming climate change on cow farts.

How do you vote against this, unless you are looking for votes!!!

Funny

The biggest scam in life is paying taxes on the money we make, paying taxes on money we spend, and taxes on things we own, that we already paid taxes on, with already taxed money.

@ClayTravis Funny. Severe.

Alabama’s Aden Holloway has been arrested with a pound of weed in his apartment. Holloway is the second leading scorer on the team. I’m sure noted disciplinarian Nate Oats will levy a severe punishment.

An American woman loses both parents and goes through their Social Security records. They paid in for DECADES — nearly $1,000,000 combined. Her dad died before collecting a CENT. Her mom only received about $32,000 a year for four years. That’s not a safety net. It's a SCAM.

Went to the grocery store this morning Bread, milk, eggs $47.63 The screen asked if I'd like to round up to support a children's hospital I pressed no The cashier looked at me The woman behind me looked at me My wife looked at the ceiling Again This company made $14 billion last year They can round up Went to get gas after The pump asked if I'd like to add $1 to support veterans I support veterans I pressed no A $200 billion oil company asking me to fund their charity while I'm paying $3.89 a gallon That's not philanthropy That's outsourcing Drove through for lunch Taco Bell The screen said "round up for education?" A fast food company asking me to fund scholarships while paying their employees $11 an hour I pressed no My wife said "you know you're arguing with screens today" She was right But the screens started it Went to the pharmacy Picked up a prescription $340 after insurance The screen asked if I'd like to donate $1 to help families in need I just paid $340 for a medication that costs $4 to manufacture And now you want a dollar I pressed no The pharmacist said "it's just a dollar" I said "it's never just a dollar" She didn't respond Got home My wife said "you said no to a children's hospital, veterans, education, and families in need today" I said "no. I said no to four corporations who want me to fund their goodwill so they can put it in their annual report" She was quiet Then she said "you're not wrong" I said "I know" She said "but you're still going to look like a monster" I said "I'd rather look like a monster than quietly fund a billion-dollar company's PR strategy at the register" She didn't disagree But she didn't look at me either Plz fix. Thx. Sent from my iPhone