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@Derek_LFC_ @footballontnt Gave Isak? Aye, after “yous” paid £130million Ekitke wasn’t out to start with.. we had the infamous play till Liverpool score against 10 men at the start of the season And you beat us in January when our squad was knackered But sure… if that gets you through day you do you son

@footballontnt Gave us isak, gave us elitike, gave us 6 points this season. Took points off yanited, Chelsea, I think villa. Fairs.

"They're my number two team in the Premier League" Steven Gerrard reveals his second favourite side in England 👀

@AdamJoseph Do you believe everything you read on the internet? Or do you sometimes venture out of your bedroom at your mums into the real world?

Your two best players literally scrambling to beat each other out the door. It's all 'who's that team we call United' until you spend the last 24 hours getting completely humbled on & off the pitch, reminded that in fact you are only just Newcastle after all.

@Jacksafc__ Play more games - conceded more goals - who’d have thought it 🤷🏻‍♂️

We really have to get at them on Sunday like #SAFC

@BootsUK hi, expected a delivery yesterday and the proof shows it being left under a bush, but it’s not there - what can I do?

@afc_j888 @StokeyyG2 My mistake - I always thought jokes were supposed to be funny 🤷🏻‍♂️

@garynetchells @StokeyyG2 It’s a joke mate

William Saliba giving his shirt to the ball boy who’s equipment he smashed away celebrating Arsenal’s winning goal against Chelsea…👏😅

@Lea_EFC Cos when a player stands on the oppositions foot, you generally don’t get a penalty for that…

Someone please tell me why Chelsea didn’t get a penalty for this foul on Cole Palmer?

@RejectedBook Would you prefer us to paint it red and white? What kind of club does something like that?!

We aren’t important . . . Loads bigger games . . . They’ll take 6 easy points . . . But then they start their derby display 8 (EIGHT) days before the game . . . MASSIVE GARGANTUAN FOOTBALLING institution coming to town. #SAFC

@Emogeemax @ChampionsLeague Why would they show the opposite?

@garynetchells @ChampionsLeague Did he lose it or even pass backwards in the video they posted?

Pedri beats the press 👀 #UCL

@_onlyscott David Beckham, Angel Di Maria, Sergio Ramos, Claude Makalele, Gabriel Heinze, Assensio

Kylian Mbappé and Achraf Hakimi excluded, name a player that played for PSG and Real Madrid Difficult

@ESPNFC Only thing he did all game …

DANI OLMO DRAWS THE PEN AND LAMINE YAMAL LEVELS THE TIE IN THE FINAL SECONDS OF THE FIRST LEG! Told the Newcastle fans to quiet those whistles too 🥶

@Pogblah @NUFC Weird post - borderline obsession

Dressing room pic lads @NUFC ?

Get in there!!! @harveybarnes97 🏹

BARNES… BARNES WILL TEAR YOU APART AGAIN… #nufc

Been like since half time @SkyBet ??

Nobody does a match day like @primevideosport #hwtl #getintothem

@Powell_Matthew Push? 🤣🤣🤣

Blown away by absolutely every person who thinks he's deliberately hit this so hard back at the keeper. Yes he shouldn't have been going back but if he's not pushed off balance he doesn't hit it that hard, obviously

@LdySAFC Being beaten by bottom of league one means your back?!

League one teams twerking for the mags, Sunderland are so back

@UtdMicah Play them in a game you can win, rest them unless needed for a game you likely won’t win - make sure they’re fit for a game you want to win - it’s called rotation…

So you’re telling me they played Gordon, Burn & Joelinton against us when the league is gone for them & rested them in an FA CUP knockout game at home? Us being their ‘Cup Final’ is 100% dead serious lol, such a weird bunch.