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@RichesGary @RealBobMortimer Leave the bloke alone ffs

Me and @RealBobMortimer at the game together. We were definitely together! #UTB

@castofficial @thejoeeley Beats

What track do you want to make the setlist this summer? ⬇️ 📸 @thejoeeley

@Tim_Burgess Gutted can’t make it got 2 spare tickets if they of use Only if u rock out to Sproston Green

We’re ready. Are you?

@Tim_Burgess @thecharlatans @O2AcademyBham We are both feeling full of flu any one want some cheap tickets

TONIGHT! @O2AcademyBham 19:00 Doors open 19:45 The Cords 20:45 The Charlatans Be ready

@Darth_Martys The gene pool is pretty low ain’t it 🤔

Looks like karma sent a polite reminder: if it doesn’t belong to you, maybe don’t test the borrowing policy.

@implausibleblog Batteries miraculously just jump out the ground and don’t need to be mined ?

Gent in yellow, "I'm an engineer, a scientist by background, and what I really care about is energy" "And that's one of these things which I feel has been turned into a culture war" "So let me say one thing" "We know that heat pumps, insulation, EVs, etc can save half your energy usage" "It's a massive difference" "And Iran, while, and this is not just about climate change, we can use as a strategic reserve" "We can use that oil for aviation or AI data centres" "But we've got politicians here on the table today, I believe, who deny these facts" "And why should we platform you when we can save that money? The energy. The money" "And this also means that we're not paying the oil money to Russia, which uses it to strike Ukraine every day, and we pay again for defence missiles" "So it's a very serious question. And this is the science, this is the fact. You cannot say that that does not save half the energy."

@realclintonb @BournemouthTz It’s definitely Kenneth Williams as willow the wisp

This apparition appeared before me last night onstage at @BournemouthTz . Take a look at the close ups!

@TheGriftReport That floppy haired twat that bounces his hair about on the bbc Mind u any bbc presenter ticks that box

I'll start, Rosie Jones.

@ChrisGPackham @Helen_Whately When any sentence starts with … on bbc question time …. U know the rest of the quote is gonna be moronic bollox

On BBC Question Time, @Helen_Whately just said ‘we can’t afford Net Zero’ . She is a human health hazard and grossly misinformed or lying . Time to call out the lunatics leading us to hell . No facts , no truth , no integrity - no hope.

@saulrichman @Cantona_Collars I was 6ft away from it Sparky went in with fist raised Got a pop back

@Cantona_Collars Wish we had the 24 cameras we have today. The bloke who punched Sparky would be in prison. Jim White the Manchester journalist saw it clearly and wrote about it.

32 years ago today – An idea was implanted into Eric Cantona's mind that he would remember the following season 💡 There was something about that black kit 🤣

@Cantona_Collars I was 6foot behind where Hughes went in He feigned a punch … Town fan smacked him on the nose Poetic

@DorLinder Decimates wildlife Cost a fortune to put up Don’t biogranade Ticks a pissing idiots box thou

A person who services a wind turbine or a “Wind Technician,” makes 20K a month. Once a month, he climbs to the top of each turbine and takes care of the sensors on top. It takes a half an hour on a small elevator to get to the top. Each technician wears harnesses for protection. The money involved in these turbines is insane.

@WestHam_Central Here comes a dark cloud

I'm sorry but why is Max Dowman being included in England squads, and over Jarrod Bowen, at that? F*ck off out of here.

@Suffragent_ Everyone knew this 15 years ago 🙄

NEW‼️Banksy has FINALLY been unmasked as Robin Gunningham, 51, of Bristol. 🇬🇧

@1895cg But it’s ok to play on a Sunday when it’s Christian calendar day of rest …

I mean you can disagree with Islam and things within it but how are people offended by a game stopping so someone who hasn't ate all day can have a sip of water😂

@benonwine But it’s ok to play on a Sunday when it’s Christian calendar day of rest …

The public have had enough of this nonsense as HUGE BOOS broke out at Elland Road during the Leeds vs Man City game as the game was stopped so two Muslim Players can break their fast. What’s your REACTION?

@WestHamPlace But it’s ok to play on a Sunday when it’s Christian calendar day of rest …

Leeds fans booing the Man City players breaking their fast is not cool man 👎

@rj_abel He seems dressed for Guantanamo bay See how he gets on there

The man arrested for defacing Winston Churchill statue. What should be his sentence?

@JoosyJew Send him up to Hereford for the weekend for training purposes

How long did it take the Police to get there? The guy could’ve done a hall, stairs and landing by the time the Old Bill rocked up. But I suppose there aren’t too many Coppers or CCTV cameras around this part of town…

@piesportsbooze Sag it quick twice

Not only did West Brom get done on the pitch yesterday, but they also got done by their own fans by an absolute classic 😂