Gary Stalmach

@Tas_1x a simple I’m no longer interested is much better than a sly block

@SimonHodgson12 @RealMattLucas Morning. 😎

@RealMattLucas Good morning beautiful ❤️

good morning

@SimonHodgson12 @Jacamo Lol. If the circus is in town u have a spare big too if they need one.

@Jacamo ordered 1xl 5pk t-shirts and when I've opened them there 4xl 60/62 so sending them back tomorrow. If I kept them and wore them on a windy day I would fucking take off and blow away!

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@Ali_h_txt Congratulations

@chortle Nooooo

Mock The Week to end after 17 years | 'The UK has finally run out of news' says Dara O Briain zpr.io/FWEZr784jQjn

@bigfinish @BriggsNicholas @la_bonj Get well soon major Montgomery 😉

Some bad news. Sadly, @BriggsNicholas has contracted Covid and is a bit under the weather, so there won't be a Big Finish podcast this week. 🤒 Get well soon, Nick!

@Direwing It’s great. I’ve just started series 5

@Direwing Always a and e then

@Direwing I was referring to the headaches. You seem to have had a few lately. 😞

@Direwing Have u consulted a medical professional? Perhaps it’s time to 😉

@Direwing 😩

@Ali_h_txt Lol. Silly chimp

@YorkshireWater you have a leak at the end of Priestley avenue in Heckmondwike

@bigfinish I’ve returned from the future and I have been to the office for about an hour

GAME TIME! Complete the sentence using predictive text: "I've returned from the future and..." Share the results of your phone's fortune cookie.

@JeremyClarkson I will too jezza 😎

I’ll definitely watch this. youtube.com/embed/s8AwizkB…

@facebook thanks Facebook. Account still disabled after 5 and a half weeks. And then you disable my new account after 10 mins.

Sorry make that 5 weeks now

@facebook How long is it supposed to take for you to review a disabled account ? It’s more than 4 weeks now since I opened the case