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Budget shirt-posting (2024): A thread... #1 Italy 2023 Away (L) - Asos £22

I asked A.I. to complete my novel using my own writing style and it did my laundry, went shopping, cleaned the kitchen and spent the rest of the day dicking around online.

Did anyone at @BelRedDevils actually do their Magritte homework? 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️ #ChatShirt

THE WORLD IS NOT OUT TO GET YOU THAT'S PARANOID THINKING THERE ARE, AT MOST, THREE TO FIFTEEN PEOPLE OUT TO GET YOU

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Chris Martin sensationally QUITS Coldplay after row over the correct pronunciation of ‘diplodocus’ escalates

Ivor Novello but for basslines .

🏆 GIVEAWAY TIME 🏆 We’ve teamed up with Augsburg to give away their stunning Fugger City kit - celebrating the city's Renaissance heritage and the Fugger family's influence 🔝 You can choose a print of your choice with the gorgeous font and the custom Bundesliga tonal badge To enter: ✅ Like this post ✅ Follow @FCA_World ✅ Follow @Footy_Headlines Winner announced March 3

Is the tenner an hour minimum wage for young people an unaffordable burden on business? With me in the studio to discuss this are a £91,000 a year Tory MP, a £200,000 a year rightwing journalist and a chief executive on £4.2m.

feeling gutted. i just asked claude and it is, in fact, my circus even worse, they are my monkeys

@realsaltlake All of the stripes! all of them!

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During our morning stand-up, I noticed an employee wasn't nodding. They were just standing there. Listening. Absorbing. I stopped the meeting mid-sentence. I asked why their neck appeared to be rigid. They said they were focusing on what I was saying. I explained that active listening requires kinetic validation. If you aren't bobbing your head, you're practically disagreeing. They tried to force a nod, but it looked sarcastic. I told them sarcasm is a rust that corrodes team cohesion. I assigned them a "Positive Affirmation Headgear" prototype. It's weighted to lead the head in a downward motion. I wrote down "cervical insubordination" and extended the meeting by 30 minutes. To practice nodding.

Timothée Chalamet to star as trombolese salesman in forthcoming movie version of Gala’s 1996 hit ‘Freed From Desire’

MUPHRY'S LAW states that any criticism you make of someone else's writing or proofreading will include an error.

@socios Benfica

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@AGONbyAOC @redbullsimrace @@knutsfordgeorge

🎅It’s your chance to win the Dual Frame AOC U27G4R monitor, @redbullsimrace jersey or cap 🎁 To enter: ✅Follow @AGONbyAOC ❤️Like and repost this post ✍️Tag your friend Five winners will be announced on December 29th, GL!🤗

@The_Kitsman @sorrentocalcio @ezeta XL, just to be on the safe side, y'know 😉

🚨 GIVEAWAY TIME 🚨 Wanna get your hands on the iconic 80th anniversary Sorrento kit? 👀❤️🖤 This one’s special 🔝 To enter; 🔄 RT this post 🤝 Follow @sorrentocalcio, @ezeta & @The_Kitsman. 💬 Comment your size. 🥁 Drawn 31/12/25 Good luck 🍀

Wow spoilers lol

@Ligue1_ENG @ogcnice_eng @ogcnice BAH

XMAS COUNTDOWN! 🎄 We’re giving away one jersey each day until Christmas. One day to go and the @ogcnice_eng Juma Bah kit is waiting for you! - ⁠Like and RT this post - ⁠Follow @Ligue1_ENG - ⁠Reply “BAH” The winner will be announced on Tuesday, 30 December. Good luck!

@ChatShirt Festive shirt bunting or nothing

@garywasabi If Twitter worked better I think you could use the #ChatShirt hashtag to find them … 2023 is a list on here, 2022 didn’t have a proper list, but the other years have a vid on the ol ChatShirt YT somewhere - @chatshirt?si=4qyyvZnG-OCT9BgE" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">youtube.com/@chatshirt?si=… But as ever, I really appreciate your support!

Petition to make this a seasonal feature.