Nick Gasparovich

A Brief History of Kids Today Are Spoiled 🧵

@CartyBoston @xzqx I have all of these memes that I’ve run across and started to send to her

Wait. Our spies and Intel sources have been dying and trump just happened to steal that information?!

@anthford My 3 year old just asked me why there was so much “white fur” on my face.

Welcome to your late 30s! Is that new grey hairs you’re buzzing off, or just beard dandruff?! Anyway, you’re really excited for new music by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs!

@therapymaggie @SharonCoyne12 @TikTokSupport I’ve been working on a similar issue for weeks now without even a response from them

@SharonCoyne12 @TikTokSupport Hey Sharon. Did they fix this for you? It just happened to me this morning too. I’m a little panicked! Been sending emails left & right lol.

@TikTokSupport I was scrolling tiktok for hours this morning, then suddenly got a message saying my account was now suspended as I’m under 13. My birth date is on there, and I’m definitely not under 13! No warning about it either and can’t appeal it as I can’t get into it.

@TikTokSupport Good afternoon! My account is somehow marked as being under 21. Can someone help fix this? I’ve submitted multiple support requests with no response on any

Regulatory Bodies: “ADHD medication is highly addictive” ADHD Folks: “Wait… did I take my pills?"

@olivermellet @FTC “All this has happened before. All this will happen again” - Pythia

@ogm77 We pulled the trigger!

@ogm77 We’ve discussed it like every other night since you posted it. I might order it tonight. Early parenthood is exciting.

@ogm77 This picture lives rent free in my brain

@kylascan DOGE ON MARGIN! DOGE! ON! MARGIN! LET'S DO IT KYLA!!!

I’m no scientist but idk if ‘successfully’ is the word to use here

@xzqx Worst case scenario, you probably have a bunch of fresh liver leftover...

So I have nothing to eat

I want to die. This time it’s because my stupid blue apron box didn’t get delivered ahead of the storm. They even tried today. Idiots just got my hopes up

@editingemily My favorite is hearing out 3 year old yell “I’m ok!” from the other room

Pro tip: If your child says “Don’t worry, I’m not going to hurt myself” — RUN.

@krisnova @matryer @rakyll I was just considering running a 240V line to the kitchen for a kettle... now I’m seriously looking at options

@CarlieP 😬

THAT ONE HURTS

Devs watching QA test the product

@xzqx OMB

Ok getting drunk in the middle of the workday was really really dumb