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@JuncaoGrass What if i need some few seedlings

While Kenyan sugarcane species mature after long 18-24 or more months, the new Chinese Golden Fruit variety takes only 12 months to mature for juice and chewing. The one in the pictures is 6 months old as planted in our farm in Nakuru. #RutoEducationReforms Siasa Bila Chuki

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@BrianMPeter It was william ruto who told me to lie in that function. We shall provide jobs for our youth

Throwback to when "incoming President" Rigathi Gachagua told JKUAT graduands that the Government had no jobs for them.

@CleotildaJ @alangatkipkorir @andrewk3360 @Antohny_gb @byYator @cbeekeeping @cherryhenry34 @EngFelix_035 Hiyo ngombe ni hereford

Thee weekend....

@amerix Who sacrifices a knight to protect a pawn

The target was Warsame. Katwa was the bone. Noisemakers followed the bone. Same game with Ngatia (bone), Koome (meat). Nothing is a coincidence. It is designed that way. Only chess players understand why we deliberately sacrifice the knight to protect the pawn.

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@rigathi Mama ya sawe ni wa murima

Incredible! Congratulations Sebastian Sawe for breaking the sub-2 hour Marathon World record in London in the 42-KM race! You brought glory to our Country Kenya in the London Marathon 2026! |Photo courtesy|

@Bling_blurr Unatreat namoshi ya nini

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“ Mimi naona tulete waluya kama ishirini wamalize hiii chicken pox”

Tutawanunulia nduthi mpya KMGZ muache kutumia KMTC

@MillicentOmanga Ok where have you put the other tribes or regions for that matter

No Kenyan should be intimidated for their community or the leaders they support. Mt Kenya with Rigathi Gachagua. Ukambani with Kalonzo Musyoka. Kisii with Fred Matiang’i. Western with Cleophas Malala, George Natembeya, Eugene Wamalwa & Edwin Sifuna. Calling people “tribalist” to silence them is fear, not leadership. We will not be intimidated Tunawaheshimu Lakini hatuwaogopi 💪💪 #Mamamiradi #MamaNairobi

When you read Ezekiel 23:19–20😳

If HIV isn’t transmitted through kissing, why does the OraQuick test use saliva to detect HIV?🤔

@NjiruAdv Engagement farming this one

If Kasongo will not have lowered the fuel prices by Monday, On 21st April, 2026, we shall all meet in the streets of Nairobi. We shall occupy Nairobi, we shall occupy Parliament, we shall occupy the ministry of energy, we shall occupy every street of this country. We shall bring the prices down.

@kipmurkomen OKM baringo nayo..... sema jambo niko ground

Sports are a key pillar in our ongoing efforts to combat drug and substance abuse by positively engaging young people, nurturing their talents and empowering them. Today, at Kaplamai, Trans Nzoia County, I engaged leaders and residents ahead of the Cherangany Unity Cup, Chepsiro/Kiptoror ward finals. I urged locals to take advantage of our reforms to acquire National Identity cards in order to exercise their democratic rights and access government services.

@Kotsocha_ke I guess juu ya arsenali

Nimewacha betting leo, I have lost 175k today

@rigathi Hatukatai ni cowards but si you should also campaign across the country. Si kila siku mrima mrima

Mr. William Ruto and Kimani Ichung’wah are the greatest political cowards in the country. The use of police, live ammunition and teargas cannot stop an idea whose time has come. Thank you the great people of Kikuyu for your bravery, courage and resilience. You have proven you cannot be intimidated by Ruto and Ichung'wa by whatever means and you made hard decisions about 2027. Ruto is One-Term and Ichung'wa must follow him to Sugoi. Thank you for the warm , heroic and ecstatic welcome. I promise you I will not let you down the people of Kikuyu. God Bless you!

@NjiruAdv Of course kiambu is wantam. Kiambu is not the whole country

We were almost killed at Kikuyu, God saved us, Kasongo must come in to terms with the reality of WANTAM. No bullet. No teargas. Will save you from WANTAM.

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