Philander Groot

It is impossible to overstate how accurately this book predicted the rise of a certain type of guy

@suisunlo It never went to 90, retard.

@suisunlo It's absolutely incredible that this analysis gets everything wrong, literally.

@cryo2052 @goblina911 This is what walking looks like if you actually want it to be your primary exercise, cryo.

@goblina911 31k steps? Are you on speed? How is that possible? Non stop walking?

oh yeah i haven't stopped just stopped bragging because it's not even hard

@cryo2052 Hope this makes you realise 3k steps is just not enough for what you consume.

Chest been hurting randomly. Hope its just acid reflux. Pray 4 Me

@cryo2052 Sleeping a bunch is just a way to kill yourself, my guy. Most people don't like watching that.

Ppl get real mad at u if you sleep to much You vill be a working bee and you vill make content and do work. You vill be as miserable as I am wagie!

@suchnerve That's them being done talking with you. Not you winning.

autistic person admitting defeat: “that’s fair”

@Moshe_Meso What's his?

Petrol attendants always have hidden talents

@pastamancerKol @ToonSoulsGame Bro is running an ai slop studio. He's probably literally never played this.

@ToonSoulsGame why are you playing your own game like a game journalist

@CarlyPostsGames @remedygames @ControlRemedy New remedy ceo probably means this gets started from scratch again.

If this shows up at The Game Awards I will ascend

@ToonSoulsGame Trying to make ghosts and goblins for some reason. Makes shitty cup head. Many such cases.

My game is good, the algorithm just ignores me My game is good, the algorithm just ignores me My game is good, the algorithm just ignores me My game is good, the algorithm just ignores...

@Ariansh99 @remedygames @alanwake @SamLakeRMD I'm so sorry you have to experience modern remedy.

Alan Wake 2 🔦 Still early chapter 1 but this game is oozing with atmosphere and looks so beautiful! I have been waiting to play this game for quite some time so I'm excited to dig in deep and savor it.

@ShaverShop staff are degenerate trash people working in a cancerous institution.

Real Gs are waiting for the third portent.

@unlucky_Gurl_ You made some really big games! Wait, no, you're just mistaking consuming media with who you are.

@cryo2052 Dark cryo arc inc

@virtualpigeons Prolific dev here. Oh wait, just another person who has mistaken having a personality with consuming media...

10 games to get to know me :3