Gary Criscuolo

@seandsweeney This always makes me feel like we picked a solid spot when this happens

What’s the name of the disease that inflicts people on vacation where after an amazing 48 hours they are already looking at real estate listings and mentally restructuring their entire lives to move to the vacation spot?

@FrankieFigz @sanpellyenjoyer Brother that’s like how a real estate agent would describe a vicious dog lol

@sanpellyenjoyer So many people in the comments with absolutely no experience with these dogs saying they’re aggressive lol

You don’t see dalmations too much these days. They were everywhere in media. It was pretty common to see them at dog parks/being walked. Now I haven’t seen one in probably a decade. Where the hell did they all go

@sanpellyenjoyer Absolute vicious dogs only 2 I’ve ever seen were actually scary

@vegastbone Fun fact, the pit boss in the picture in the blue shirt with the hair his Name name is Stew. He is an absolute legend and kept my friends entertained there for hours.

Swim up blackjack.

@irentdumpsters This is where the younger generation can rinse the boomers .. Instagram / social media we know like the back of our hand lol can’t imagine how may jobs (painting/powerwashing) I’ve gotten stemming from an Instagram story … completely for free and maybe 30 seconds time.

A roofing company owner told me last week he's paying $4,200 a month for Google Ads. I asked him how many calls he got last month. He said "I don't know, maybe 20?" I pulled up his Google Business Profile. He had 9 reviews. His last post was from November. His website had one page with a stock photo of a roof and a phone number. He was dumping $4,200 a month into ads trying to outbid his competitors while his GBP looked like an abandoned storefront. I told him to pause the ads for 60 days. We optimized his profile, posted weekly with real job site photos, and set up a review system that got him from 9 to 54 reviews in 8 weeks. He now ranks #2 in the Map Pack. Gets 43 organic calls a month. His ad spend is $0. He told me "I wish someone had shown me this 2 years ago. I wasted $100K on ads I didn't need." Most home service businesses don't have a lead problem. They have a visibility problem. And they're paying thousands a month to cover it up instead of fixing it. If your phone isn't ringing enough, DM me. I'll look at your setup for free and tell you exactly what's broken.

@indexnforgetit @Fire5280 Ohh I’m sure it looks spectacular 🤡

@Fire5280 Painted our 2 story foyer with an extension pole and a roller, extension pole with a brush taped to the end 😂😂

My hillbilly hot take is paying someone $11,000 to paint your house is possibly the biggest waste of money Unless you're making over $572,000/yr it would make more sense to take a week off work and do it yourself Painting is not hard and takes almost zero skill

It’s funny when guys like you snub your nose at blue collar work .. buddy I’ve been to hundreds of houses where someone “painted something themself” when I tell you it looks like a kindergarten did it. I’m not exaggerating and that’s why they call me to come save the day lol take your shit options and stick them up your ass.

@NFL_DovKleiman Don you are just an absolute douche .. like for real can you be more of a pussy? Serious question

Puka Nacua has had a HORRENDOUS year: • Allegedly BIT a woman and said F**K ALL THE JEWS. • Gets wasted after the Super Bowl and makes fun of Sam Darnold • Lies about going on a skydiving date with Sydney Sweeney • Goes on live stream with Adin Ross and agrees to do an ANTISEMETIC touchdown dance • His brother was arrested for stealing an NBA player's car • Says Myles Garrett is the NFL's equivalent of Giannis Antetokounmpo • Goes on live stream and criticizes NFL refs saying they make calls just to tell their friends they were on TV • Loses a game against the Seahawks and immediately tweets about how bad the refs were • Goes on live stream and says that the Chiefs missed the playoffs because of the Taylor Swift curse • Gets caught "hanging out" with multiple Instagram models and female influencers The most hated player in the NFL 🤦‍♂️

@TheRoyalSerf She is a hero

What are you supposed to do when you're in a Black Hawk Down situation?

@realMAG1775 She is a hero in my eyes

20-year-old Kaydence Carpenter in Lexington, Kentucky, car rocked, people pounding, threatening her life. This is exactly what to do if a gang surrounds you and you fear for your life, use the car self defense twitter.com/AmericaPapaBea…

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@iamufohunter I can't wait too meet his girlfriend. Palm Beach Max

Palm Beach Pete is Jeffrey Epstein, 100% proof.

@aipriverses @SheliManning18

i still genuinely cannot imagine the thought process that goes into deciding to do this

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@signulll Honestly shit take … be happy they didn’t just steal the shovels and go home and collect two days worth of pay.. that snow was heavy as fuck and needs a lot of people to move. Give them a break.

zohran mamdani gave out $35 per hour to shovel snow to any person, so naturally each side walk intersection is now being shoveled by like 7 ppl. this is exactly how the government operates: without thinking about any second order affects & also because spending other ppl’s money (tax) is super duper easy. show me the incentives & i will show you the outcome.

@AJFrancis410 Ya your right the last 10% lied and said they did know him ! 😂

Lying is the new telling the truth

@kriswithkay @TheBTCKnight @saylordocs Bingo ‼️ been heart set on this for yearsss now ..

@TheBTCKnight @saylordocs Hal is the only true answer

John McAfee revealed the creator of Bitcoin without directly saying it. Do you think he was right?

You know it’s a free country and you can sell you house without a realtor .. that’s assuming you’ve written a real estate contract before ohh that’s right you’ve probably never even seen one in your life before lol also, you probably have a network of about two people that’s why you can’t sell your house on your own. So before talking shit, make sure you could do the job first.

@saylordocs Not nearly as bad as selling your $1 million home and only getting $940K cuz some realtor showed it to a buyer and their office did a little paperwork. We won't even mention the government thinking they deserve a chunk of the appreciation you spent your whole life building.

Bitcoin is at $90,000 If you want to buy on Coinbase, they charge $91,450. If you want to sell, it’s $88,700. WTF??

@dsware123 lol hicks in the middle of nowhere corny AF couldn’t find your house if someone gave you directions to it 😂 but afraid of their own shadows

Living way out on a quiet country road, you don't get much traffic. So when an unexpected car comes rolling up your long driveway—especially at dusk or in the middle of nowhere instinct kicks in fast. First thing: get the family and the dog inside, right now. Lock the doors, stay alert. No second-guessing. I love how this guy just tugged his hat down low, gave that classic "alright, let's do this" nod, and switched straight into ready mode—like he'd rehearsed it a hundred times. That's real country living. No panic, just practical caution. You don't wait to see if they're lost, selling something, or worse. You secure your people and your place first. If you live out in the sticks like this, is this exactly how you react when a stranger turns onto your deserted road? Or do you handle it differently?

@NFL_DovKleiman You are such an insufferable douche .. you should check between your legs make sure you still have balls

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