Greg Cramer

As an adult, missing trash day is one of the biggest L’s you can take

@fen_lon They always know

if i smoke weed before i go to the dentist are they gonna tattle on me

Depressed people being prescribed medicine that makes them fat and unable to fuck as a final indignity

The wildest part about POVERTY is how much time it steals. Waiting for buses. Calling assistance offices. Comparing grocery prices. Fighting insurance. Sitting at laundromats. Being poor is a second job nobody pays you for.

Tomark off the 250th, we present the greatest gift of all: a grotesque spectacle of decline, the undeniable suspicion thatAmerica is a steep decline, so you can feel special to bear witness to The End of History. Enjoy, you lucky so-and-sos!

oof, unfollowing. i was familiar with his previous work around trying to assassinate ronald reagan, i didn’t realize he was a shitlib

I'm not running for office. But if I were, these are some of the lessons I'd take away from what happened in NY yesterday. 1. Authenticity is measurable. Voters can smell a focus group from a mile away. 2. Endorsements from the current Democratic leadership now read like warnings. The establishment wing of the party is no longer a sword. It's a question mark. 3. Conviction beats caution. The candidates who said hard things about rent, about who pays for what, about Gaza, they won. The triangulators lost. 4. Cost of living is everything. Everything else is wallpaper. 5. The middle is not a strategy. It's an empty room. Voters reached past the establishment to grab someone who actually believes something. 6. Don't fear the base. Court it. The Democrats who ran from their own voters lost. The ones who ran toward them won. 7. If you want to lead a party you have to be willing to fight inside it. Mamdani didn't ask permission. He took the field. The lesson under the lessons: the country is tired of being managed. People want to be led.

Thanks Mamdani

Nobody in the tortilla industry has the balls to make a corn tortilla the size of a flour tortilla

@RepMGP thoughts?

@NBCNews Sending prayers to my boy, venomous spider

Kyle Rittenhouse, who gained fame for opening fire at a 2020 civil rights rally in Wisconsin, was hospitalized after he was bitten by a venomous spider, the noted firearms enthusiast says. nbcnews.com/news/us-news/g…

@senatormelendez I have 3 kids and can't imagine how much time and money it would take to give the kids a decent upbringing by one parent, especially in HCOL Orange County. It can be true to be worn out by a full time job while raising 3 kids on $231k.

Excuse me ma’am, have you lost your mind? Unless you donated your $231K salary to the poor, stop pretending to be a “worn out working mom”.

@thursdayband @_partypisser Stuns

@_partypisser That was my stage dive outfit one summer

Geoff Rickly attends the 2026 Met Gala

@sxwrkr_ @RepMGP No she actually wants to kill terrestrial animals too with land use as the pretext

@RepMGP Today you’re actually going after foreign investors instead of advocating for killing our beautiful native sea lions?

As foreign investors buy up more of our forest land, our community continues to be boxed out of the woods we have had access to for generations. Right now, one German royal family controls 7.3% of the land in Wahkiakum County. Today, I am urging two German Princes to reopen regulated hunting access on this land. Access to forest land is not simply a cultural tradition, but also an important driver of local economy and a way to put food on the table. We can’t lose our forests. Read More Here: tinyurl.com/45nj4bcy

@RepMGP Even a land use policy can't escape your bloodlust for wildlife. You're a role model for psychotic thinking

It is frustrating seeing how flippant these gubernatorial candidates are about the gas tax. They act as if voters themselves didn't vote for it. It's offensive to see how eager some are to negate the will of the voters.

@J_Gallagher4CA I have 3 kids and own a house and unsurprisingly received a much smaller federal refund

The Working Families Tax Cut is Delivering Huge Tax Relief and REFUNDS to Americans in Real Time. Over 53 million filers (nearly 45%) claimed at least one of President Trump’s signature new tax cuts. The average refund this filing season is over $3,400, an increase of 11%!

@RepMGP Here is my child's submission

There are 4 MORE DAYS to enter the 2026 Congressional Art Competition! High school students from across #WA03 can enter their artwork highlighting Southwest Washington. The winner will have their art displayed in the U.S. Capitol for a year! Visit gluesenkampperez.house.gov/art

@vigneshr4m We're now obliged to screen it explaining how Arnie became governor and that he is taking a moto tour of the LA river

first rated R movie i watched at age 7. my parents legitimately thought any movie with robots has got to be for kids. and there were literal happy meal toys for this movie.

This woman is insane