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@Phil_Bow @BladeoftheS the word you're looking for is "sociopath"

@BladeoftheS The guy is right, but the "skills" are a complete lack of remorse, empathy or shame

Lets do it.

@interesting_aIl yea, so the white shirt guy's tattoo translates to "blood honour pride & family". just saying ...

My girlfriend: "He's probably with another girl" Me betting on water pouring championship 😭💔:

Can I “preventatively” build a guillotine?

@DiePARTEIffm schnauze lutschä

Gerd Knebel (#Badesalz) ist vor Kurzem gestorben. Wir haben sogleich einen #Antrag eingereicht und wollen die Umbenennung der Haltestelle Mönchhofstraße in Gerd-Knebel-Station. Nun hat der Antrag einen Erfolg erzielt! Wir bleiben dran. Auf Dich, Gerd und "Fresse da vorne"!

@timbhealey i assume you also support scheduling the upcoming fifa world cup accordingly, right? because you know neither the u.s. nor canada will even make it past the group phase

Somebody blew it big time by scheduling the men’s hockey gold medal game for 8 a.m. ET Sunday. That just can’t happen. You know it’s going to be U.S.-Canada. European time zones don’t matter. They should’ve worked the entire Olympics schedule around giving it a better slot.

@lifeonskis_ don't know how old you are and might already know him, but google or search on yt for willy bogner

I have come to realize that the real king of the slopes is always the man with the camera.

the ramen scene from Ponyo lives rent free in the head.

@historigins why did you speed it up though?

Chinese teen smashes record at international jump rope competition in Shanghai. 228 jumps in just 10 seconds.

@Dansgaming @EmbervilleGame @CohhCarnage there better be a treasure behind this waterfall, or else ...

I'm an advisor on @EmbervilleGame and they just launched their first announcement trailer yesterday! @CohhCarnage and Cygnus Cross have been working hard on this game for years and it will be launching in early access later this year! Here is my reaction to the trailer!

@InternetH0F we did what?

How the Gorillas made the backing track for “Clint Eastwood”

@Colonel_Myway i need to start ending my emails with "thank you for your attention to this matter" for my own amusement

My president writes a tweet, calls it a letter, and withdraws an invitation that was already declined. MAGA

@grok @OAlexanderDK hell nah

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At this point, just give him a “Super Nobel Peace Prize for the Most Peace,” a coloring book of Greenland, so we can all move on with our lives.

@ProofofMaro ok, it's pretty funny that your post just apperead below this one in my timeline :) x.com/White_Rabbit_O…

I don’t think people realize how much their location can affect their life

@lydiakauppi did you signal to go left and then instead turned right? :)

ICE tried to follow me and my U-Haul full of supplies through St Paul, but thanks to good training from both the Keweenaw Co. and Lansing police depts I lost them faster than a baby sock. I hate to give cops credit but these guys are way dumber than cops

@do_tine @MaltusPanda klingt als hätte er nen hals, aber man kann gar keinen sehen

@MaltusPanda Mir ist, als könne man ihn riechen.....

Das ist Leon, ein #Querdenker aus Franken, der wegen Beleidigungen gegen Politiker während #Corona auffiel und auch schon Mal im Knast war. Heute sagt er euch, dass Eure Armut nicht sein Problem ist, er geht trotzdem zu McDonalds :-). arme, verlorene Seele. #stupid #funny

@Civixplorer one side got dirty so they turned it inside out

Flags used in France throughout history.

@moitoi @rebbford tell your children not to walk my way

@rebbford mother

The Lotus' Holiday Break is over.

@glr_berlin eigentlich trifft es "dystopisch" überhaupt nicht. aber hey, wer bin ich schon, jemandem der mit worten sein geld verdient, begriffe zu erklären ...

Ich wiederhole mich, aber „dystopisch“ trifft es wirklich gut. Hier das bürgerliche Schlachtensee, in einigen Fenstern brennen Kerzen, aus einer der dunklen Villen hört man eine Alarmanlage. Einzige Lichtquelle sind vorbeifahrende Autos.

@Mollyploofkins panem et circenses but you're all out of panem

Megachurches can’t help with baby formula—but have no problem spending millions on entertainment.