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It's #BHWEEKEND which means its #giveaway time!! 🍻 We will pick 2 #winners at 5pm(ish) today, #Freiday, so make sure you repost 🍻 WHO WANTS TO WIN??? #competition #win #alkoholfreiday

🎶GIVEAWAY! 🎶 #BeforeWeForget a powerful tribute to #JonLord, who fused rock & classical into something unforgettable! Follow/Repost to enter & celebrate a legacy that changed music forever. 👉 T&Cs: bit.ly/4ddv23c @jonlordorg #DeepPurple #MusicLegends

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@NotFarLeftAtAll Ant comes out of this as a dick

Ant and Dec losing control of the I’m a Celeb contestants … I think it’s fixed .. they edit it to who they want to win

Piper at the Gates of Dawn 📖🔥 We’re back in the Chaos Walking world! 🚨 GIVEAWAY ALERT 🚨 We're not just giving away this book ONE winner gets the FULL trilogy as well🎁@WalkerBooksUK To enter: Follow & repost. T&Cs apply: bit.ly/4tC1Oko #Giveaway #ChaosWalking

@CelebrityPool What’s the Osmond v Jackson score?

Another Osmond down RIP 🪦

@talkSPORT Number 3 😂😂😂

Tyson Fury Returns to Heavyweight Rankings at No.3 after Arslanbek Makhmudov win #Echobox=1776169255" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">talksport.com/boxing/4183632…

@talkSPORT No way is Fury 3 inches taller

The weigh-ins are COMPLETE: ⚖️ Tyson Fury - 267.9lbs ⚖️ Arslanbek Makhmudov - 264.9lbs Who do YOU think is winning on Saturday night? 🤔 #FuryMakhmudov #TysonFury

@talkSPORT MUMPS!?! ffs

And Bruno Guimaraes is also out with mumps.

@unitetheunion @BhamCityCouncil Feels like the Union has failed their members but still lined their own pockets

🤯A year of all out strike action by bin workers. A year of failure by @BhamCityCouncil Birmingham's bin workers have been on strike for 365 days over attempts by their employer to snatch £8k a year from their pay. The council has wasted £33m trying to break the strike & has failed to attend a single negotiation for nine months!

@talkSPORT Ain’t happening

Conor McGregor names date and possible opponent for UFC comeback after White House snub #Echobox=1772962918" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">talksport.com/mma/4033508/co…

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@BigManBakar 😂

Planned to roll. Almost tore up the team for Salah. Back to square one. Haaland (C). What am I doing

🎉 GIVEAWAY TIME! 🎉 We’ve teamed up with @ForDummies to give one lucky winner a guide made just for men. 💪 Learn how to take charge of your health, body, and mind ✨How to enter: Follow us & Repost T&Cs apply: bit.ly/49MSQcE #Giveaway #MensHealth #ForDummies

@Bright_crayons @richardosman Nope, not for me

@richardosman Devastating news for me, but if there's any justice it would become Angela Barnes' House of Games.

Thank you for all your kind words as I step down from #HouseOfGames after 9 amazing years. It is honestly the most fun show to work on, with the most wonderful team, but, after 800 episodes it's time to hand over the keys to a new host. There are plenty of new episodes still to air though, and I'll even be filming one final handover week later in the year! It really has been a treat from start to finish.

@BigManBakar You will not do this

If we don’t get positive Haaland news… I might genuinely do: Haaland + Rice 👉 Salah (c) + Calvert-Lewin • Removes two GW31 blankers • ⁠Removes two GW29 injury doubts • Adds two guaranteed GW31 starters • Gives me two big differentials • Both with good fixtures till 31 • Big differential (c) in GW29 + 30 • No transfers needed till April • Could have 5 FTs after WC Tempting.

@FPLGOAT7 What a dick, unfollowed

Andy is one of the finest actors of the FPL community 1. Left screenshot is his bus team from last Sunday with Haaland captain 2. The 2nd image on top is 11 seconds before the deadline with Haaland captain 3. The 2nd image bottom is 1 second before the deadline with Bruno captain "mistakenly" 4. De Niro had the captaincy on Haaland for more than 7 days, he is ranked inside the top 1k in rank and made a mistake 9 seconds before the deadline 5. The acting on livestream was absolutely top notch when he realised he mistakenly captained Bruno

@SBT564 Such bad acting from all concerned

She tried it..

@IfnBoxing @GypsyJohnFury_ This is exactly what Tyson will be like in 20 years time.

‼️ John Fury apologises to Steve Bunce while he was going off on Carl Froch at Tyson Fury’s presser 🤝🗣️ [Via - @GypsyJohnFury_’s IG]