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@Vibutler_ it can’t be the presidents clinton because then you’d also have to say the presidents bush and that is so uncomfortable to say aloud

If Hillary had won in 2016 would the proper plural be President Clintons, Presidents Clinton, or the third option Presidents Clintons

parasite moonlight one battle oppenheimer everything everywhere nomadland anora shape of water coda that’s all of them, right? only nine movies on that list?

@CoryMactheone @roryisconfused absolutely love that 25 years later we’re still having this debate. a discourse that will never die (they’re not just emo, they’re on the mount rushmore of emo. your favorite emo band’s favorite emo band)

@roryisconfused You think Jimmy eat world is emo... whoa!?!?

Certainly a lot of 00s emo — or what got called emo, scene, MySpace emo, w/e — was quite jarring misogynistic, but another weird thing is how narcissistic it was? So much Brand New, P!ATD, FFTL lyrics were “I am so clever, I am so handsome, I am so incredibly talented”. Quite odd

last day of winter and over 90 degrees in mountain view someone up there has turned against a.i. and is trying to melt it at the source

@jiagrapher san mateo deserves to be on that list. roughly 50% of downtown is boba

i was told to make some changes

@zachklein Milkshake Duck Memorial High

I'd be OK if we agreed to stop naming things after people. Instead of swapping Caesar Chavez out for someone else likely to disappoint us, how about Blue Whale Boulevard and Banana Slug Elementary? Those guys don't want to hurt anybody.

The hottest summer I ever spent was a winter in San Francisco

@DavidWright_7 More interesting: did he vote for or against Keiko Fujimori in her several presidential runs?

Do we think Pope Leo requested an absentee ballot for these Illinois primaries

laid out like this, it’s pretty clear both sinners and one battle are better films than any that’s won best picture this decade luck of the draw that two all-timers came out in the same year

@NextBestPicture I also looked like this when I tried to bake a pie for pi day but sneezed into the flour

Y = X + Z

@DanManCarney If Smoke and Stack both got noms they would’ve split the vote

Little disappointing Michael B Jordan won best actor but the guy who played his brother didn’t even get nominated

asked my bf (who likes movies but doesn’t know actor names) what actress he thinks should win the oscar and he said he thought jussie smollett did a great job in hamnet barbara howard effect in action

two hours ago an internet stranger offered me free last minute tickets to see the band whitney at the fillmore tonight. against all odds, it wasn’t a scam San Francisco sometimes you’re alright

honorable mention to the lucky supermarket shopping cart float, revving its engine to tons of applause. a marvel of modern engineering

maybe my favorite float from the sf lunar new year parade: the traditional chinese edm cuttlefish

lion dancer acrobats were the best part of the parade

best seats in the house

sf lunar new year parade got stuck for 30 mins, so i got to watch the uc berkeley marching band have a music duel with the float behind it blasting kpop demon hunters

@davidehrlich Where are Bob and Carol and Ted tho?

Heartbreaking: the worst person you know just made an *extremely* fun action-comedy with several needle-drops so perfect i'm still laughing about them like 6 months later. super jealous of everyone who gets to see this at SXSW.