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Genial Buffoon

@genialbuffoon

I like hoverflies, pictures of fruit, and Bloomington (IN) Content.

Bloomington, IN Katılım Aralık 2007
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Genial Buffoon
Genial Buffoon@genialbuffoon·
Mistook a dude for a bro the other day.
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Genial Buffoon@genialbuffoon·
I have never felt personally threatened by this song because not a single one of my kicks has ever been pumped up.
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Genial Buffoon@genialbuffoon·
@mxduki No, like, checking up on homeowning tax dodgers where other people in his position have chosen to penny-pinch the poor??? My god. I hope it works!
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FakeGregA@GregAlexander8·
wife, who has a BA in english, was telling 12yo about poetry and suggested leaves of grass as an exemplar of ezra pound's style
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gabe
gabe@allgarbled·
In my experience, women are always getting mad at you for the questions you didn’t ask your male friends. Yes, we talked for 5 hours. No, I didn’t ask what happened with his girlfriend. It didn’t come up. They’ll never get it.
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Genial Buffoon@genialbuffoon·
Thanks to The Discourse, I went from "What the fuck is hyperpop?" yesterday to "I don't think I care for hyperpop" today. Growing and learning, every day.
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Genial Buffoon@genialbuffoon·
@btownmoose It's going to very hard for me to continue my current relationship with the concept of time if you carry on in this manner.
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mooser@btownmoose·
realizing that me (born in 1990) listening to Little Eva's "The Locomotion" (1962) is like someone born in 2005 (current 21-year-old) listening to GNR's "Welcome to the Jungle" (1987) in the present-day
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Genial Buffoon
Genial Buffoon@genialbuffoon·
@btownmoose Surely you've not made amends with randos who want to buy your house?
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mooser@btownmoose·
Current Enemies List (upd. March '26): • Warmongers • The surveillance state • Massive pickup trucks that never haul anything • Kalshi, Polymarket, society gambling etc. • Littered Zyns & cigarette butts • Bible-thumpers *and* smug atheists • Influencers without a real job
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mooser@btownmoose·
Current Enemies List (updated Feb. '26): • AMC Theatres • Anything AI or GPT generated • Corporate / LinkedIn culture • Karaoke guests choosing 7+ minute songs • Kroger (everything about it) • People who waste food • Strangers who insist on touching me • 2FA logins
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Genial Buffoon@genialbuffoon·
@GregAlexander8 Then, I demand authorial respect for my many readable Facebook posts and that one tweet Moose thought was good.
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FakeGregA@GregAlexander8·
this website is still amazing. someone says there are writers who can't read, someone else says that's a stupid thing to say, and a third person drives by and shouts "i'm a writer who can't read" because of course someone is doing that
joanna schroeder@iproposethis

I am a professional author. I've been published in the NYT, Boston Globe, Esquire and more. I've co-written a national best-selling book (USA Today rankings) and I don't read for pleasure. I have a full-time editorial job, book promo/support, three kids, a dog & a mortgage.

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FakeGregA@GregAlexander8·
12yo, looking at the weather forecast: high of 67! me, trying to promote a great word that rhymes with "laugh": yeah it's warm af! 12yo: six seven hahahah i can't even communicate with this generation
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Genial Buffoon
Genial Buffoon@genialbuffoon·
@taxmegan And while you're not using the money, they invest it! Into a normal index fund! Amazing! Outstanding!
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Megan. Internet Mom.
Megan. Internet Mom.@taxmegan·
The number of taxpayers who learn that they have an HSA and how they work sitting with me is wild. A couple years ago, I made a new mom cry when she found enough money in an HSA we uncovered to pay off her labor and delivery bills that had been weighing on her. ❤️
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FakeGregA@GregAlexander8·
i told her "i am thinking about buying hand towels so i can get the good ones instead of the garbage you will buy". i said that out loud. to her, that which is the towel nemesis. god i'm so dumb
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Genial Buffoon
Genial Buffoon@genialbuffoon·
@btownmoose Holiday savings is when you have to stay in bed for one hour more or less than you usually do. I celebrate twice a year but I don't want to.
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mooser@btownmoose·
"what to know about holiday savings" if you do not understand what holiday savings could possibly mean, I am going to personally drive over to your house tonight and cut your dinner into little bits so you do not choke to death
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Austin Indubitably@NotSoWidlcat77·
Does a collective noun for a group of humans already exist? If not, can we make it “a diversity of humans” just to piss off the anti-woke mob?
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