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// OOC Info for this account: Mun is 21+, MDNI. Proship DNI. May write suggestive and darker themes. My Brainstorm is post-universe jump! His behaviour is influenced by certain things that have happened after that. I'm nervous about writing him here. Patience is appreciated ♥

[ Feverishly working in his workshop, manic in his pace. It's a good thing he's a genius. He doesn't want to think about what would happen if he couldn't make something that would reverse the effects of the Catifyer. ]

@superdomeys It's not even a gradient! You look like you walked into a paint storage closet and kept tripping and falling into different colours! ( He sucks in a deep vent in an attempt to settle down, wiping away a nonexistent tear. ) Well, at least I know what I need to fine-tune now!

@superdomeys ( He snorts, then bursts into unrestrained laughter. A hand comes up to press to his faceplate, as though to cover a mouth that's already covered. ) Oh, it's absolutely terrible, ( he wheezes gleefully through joyful giggles. )

Why is it always so hard to choose a colour? Colours are the true enemy of science.

@pocketarchivist @superdomeys ( Brainstorm's also noticed the utterly crestfallen look on rainbow catdome, and he groans defeatedly. ) Oh, put those horrid sad ears away! I'll go and start working on a way to reverse the effect right now. ( And off he goes. Before Rewind kills him. )

@superdomeys @genitussling ( Rewind's visor darkens, and he's about to say something, but then he hears the sad meow of his little droopy rainbow catjunx and guilt pulls at his spark. ) Oh, Domey, ( He sighs, beckoning him with his other hand. ) Come here, you.

Domey. Domey I want to pet Catdome. Domey

@pocketarchivist @superdomeys ( Oh, god, that's one ugly cat. ) ( A shiver ripples through Brainstorm's internals at that look, and he throws his arms in the air. ) I can't change him back! I only programmed the gun one-way! I made it fast! I was under pressure!

@superdomeys @genitussling ( Rewind, with orange Catdome in his lap, stops and stares at his two-tailed, four-eyed rainbow catjunx, who's meowing at him in a voice so deep it shouldn't be natural. Several seconds of silence pass, then he looks up at Brainstorm, eerily deadpan, and says: ) Change him back.

@superdomeys @pocketarchivist [ ZAP ]

@genitussling @pocketarchivist no. no it’s fine you really don’t have to do that i’m fine just being a rainb

@pocketarchivist @superdomeys Oh dear god don't subject him to two of you I'll build a cat ray it's coming I'm doing it right now

@superdomeys Oh, he'll do it twice. :)

@superdomeys Um. Not too long? Probably? You did ask me to shoot you with an experimental gun, lest you forget. I hadn’t ironed everything out yet!

@genitussling ... how long is it supposed to be until 'eventually'?

I can’t do it anymore! I’ve decided I’m retiring from being a weapons engineer. My conscience has officially caught up to me or whatever. From now on, look forward to purely altruistic gadgets and gizmos!

@superdomeys // always

@genitussling // i knew you loved me so much.

@superdomeys // Yeah ❤️

@genitussling // hey, honey? do you like to cause me pain? does it bring you joy? JDSAKAJDSLSA

@superdomeys // He’s fucking around here because he knows Chromedome wants a reversal for the rainbow effect but I want you to know that his response still came from thinking about Chromedome himself…

@superdomeys A reverse button? Good grief, no! That could go terribly, horribly wrong! What if someone had been just barely saved from a mortal injury at some point and the button was accidentally pressed on them? It’d undo all their repairs! Nope, absolutely not!

@superdomeys Oh, no need to worry about that! It’s designed to wear off on its own. Eventually.

@genitussling okay, i hear what you're saying. but, and just bear with me here-- what about a reversal for the rainbow plating? just for that. that's it.

@UltraMagnusTF That’s an insult! Very much an insult!

@genitussling I am not insulting your words it simply sounded odd!

WHERE DID IT GO.

@superdomeys Your words have been taken to spark, Chromedome! Know that they shall be deeply and honestly considered as I contemplate the first entirely helpful thing I’m going to make

@genitussling exactly, they’d be lost without you and your inventions! so it’s probably for the best that you don’t retire. take it from me.

@UltraMagnusTF No catch! My devices always do exactly what it says on the tin! But oh, now you’re even insulting my words! I don’t know how I’m going to recover from this interaction.

@genitussling Distrust because there is probably some type of /catch/ to it. Do not word it like that... That. No. That just sounds odd.

@UltraMagnusTF Oh, the distrust runs so deep! Words can be hurtful, you know! In any case, it’s your loss. I’ve touched your little face decoration before - I know what it’s made of. I could’ve made you a brand new one!

@genitussling I am /not/ allowing myself to be shot by one of /your/ weapons or devices, or /any/ for that matter!

@superdomeys Hah! Of course, for who would take on all his most frivolous projects? And imagine Whirl! The devastation!

@genitussling yeah, yeah, i know. but this isn’t meant to be a forever thing. either way, i doubt you’d be able to retire fully. you’d miss it too much. that, and rodimus wouldn’t let you. he’d probably cry. maybe.

@UltraMagnusTF // Just so you know I got the image in my head of him shooting Mins with this gun and it gives him an actual hairy moustache and I ugly laughed

@UltraMagnusTF You said that with such fear and mistrust! Oh, how you wound me, when all I want to do is help!