THE GENERAL

@dammy4trueluv Meanwhile congolese who eat monkey meat.

Stop eating cow meat, goat meat, fowl meat, turkey meat, and pig meat

As a parent in this generation, what would you do if you took your child for immunization and he ends up getting a disability because of a wrong vaccine?

@khad256 Whenever am in Arua I feel like am abroad 😂😂

Idk why our Ugandan kfc is better than kfc abroad. Is it only me who sees the difference or yall too and why though?

@DoreenNasaasira Trying this overnight prayer thing naye it's not easy.

Singles .. how are you guys coping in this cold weather..? I’m tired of drinking hot water 😩

@EKeisire Avacado eggs and beans.

What are you having for lunch? Me. Posho and bean

@kaawabanga Where would this leave Arsenal seeing that they have lost their edge in the premier league. 😂

Bayern wins the UCL and I'm driving Harry Kane myself to Paris for the Ballon d'or.

@KomugishaPeace If it rains make sure to have gumboots

Honest opinion about living in such places😅😅

@kirya_ug In this case it's the boda guy, he must have even fled.

But who knocked who here?

@nomodeath @iky_fwjett When did father start bathing their daughters? To bathe a son is okay but a daughter noway.

At what age should a Dad stop bathing his daughters?

@CanaryMugume The fuel money was swindled.

The president put aside his Presidential private jet and flew the national airline. Interesting.

I really hope my boss is mature enough to let today slide... 😂

@thekingsmanUG ✅ No betting.

Since 1st January,2026 ✅No alcohol ✅No sugar ✅No soda ✅No sweets I really didn’t know i had this discipline in me

@samiekimberly26 @UTDPeeter People nolonger have feeling just purely financial interests.

My friend had planned his kukyala for late May suddenly, the mikolo was canceled. Soon after, we saw his girl in a gomesi with another man. We didn’t ask any questions. Since then he’s been quiet, only posting solo dates and traveling from country to country. Love can really mess you up.

Mafia maths 101; Buying something you cannot afford so you're forced to make money

My late dad was a no-nonsense man. Practical to the bone, always calculating every move. One evening he came home earlier than expected and caught me with a girl from Poland I had been seeing. Things were pretty heated. He didn’t say much that night, he just gave me that long disappointed look and told the girl it was time to go. The very next morning he woke me up and said, “Get dressed. We’re going to the traffic department to book your driving test.” I was excited, thinking maybe he was softening. In the car I thanked him. He kept his eyes on the road and said flatly, “I’m only doing this to save myself money. If you get that girl pregnant, you’ll drop out and drive a taxi instead of me paying your university fees.” Even years later I still remember how calm he said it. Like fatherhood was just another cost-benefit decision.

@missnBri @naye_bare1

Just don’t lose to Bournemouth Bambi

@jalirabagi @rexystev Eeeh😂😂

😂😂

There will be signs 😂😂

That montpellier game has cost me alot of cash.

Tottenham Hotspur might be relegated for sure.