Geoffrey Leopard

@UKBackintheDay2 They were only on screen together for just under 2 years yet somehow this was my entire childhood. Time is weird

Once upon a time, breakfast television was worth watching…

@chrisgoulter @northstokie Been a few games. Takes six months to adapt to the intensity of the champ for most foreign players

@northstokie I’m starting to think Smit may never adapt to the Championship 😬

Disappointed to see Maxi come in over Gibson but assuming 2 games in 4 days is a bit of a push for our aging top earner. Fingers crossed we start to see a Boz inspired coming of age performance from Smitty

@jtwknowles I know where my money is going tonight!

Ipswich have never won at the bet365 Stadium. Stoke last lost a home match to them back in March 1997, at the Victoria Ground. Mauricio Taricco scored the only goal. This was Stoke's team 👇

@tom__SWFC1867 I nominate 'Wiggle Wiggle' by Outhere Brothers

England need a new national anthem, God save the king is outdated and the guys a weirdo

@BBCNewsnight "What would you say to that?" Really disappointed he didn't say chicken

"Tourette's is not an 'excuse' it is a medical, neurological condition... there wasn't any premeditation behind what John said." Greg Storey, friend of John Davidson, describes how Tourette's causes "totally and utterly involuntary outbursts" as seen at the Baftas. #Newsnight

@Trini_DD @kneezurr Scots are Brits

@kneezurr Shocked not shocked? West African languages, taught English by the Brits along with a very large number of indentured Irish and Scots. Mostly as “middle management”.

Wait!!! Daz where allyuh accent come from?!?! I’m GAGGED!!!

@Bunnyduckmag And it is a decision making/experience flaw, not technical as such. He'll learn.

@Bunnyduckmag Problem is that young players have technical ability but decision making comes with age - like every aspect of life. Unfortunately, being a goalkeeper is 80% decision making. He's been thrown in at the deep end and learning on the job. We need to manage our expectations with him

Simkin has a huge technical flaw in how he retreats backwards behind his line for crosses. How can our GK coach not see it?

@bayernoatcake2 What's Sobhi done wrong now?

Robins is blaming Ramadan now? Oh fuck off Mark.

@potterscope_ When he came in it was a case of keeping us up and consolidating this year. It's only our good start that's raised expectations. If we're not challenging near the top midway through next season then I'd be open to change, but so far he's earned our support through a rough patch

@potterscope_ He reminds me of Michael O'Neill. It's nice to have a grown up in charge who's done a good job of steadying the ship. Given the dross we've had managing us in the last 9 yrs, I'm definitely not Robins out, but I also doubt he could take us up. He's earned the chance to try though

I’ll post some longer form stuff on this- but to sum it up, I feel like I’ve already seen more than enough to confirm Robins isn’t capable of moving us forward.

@ebugos @ReemAmirIbrahim 3rd September The third day of September. Logical. September 3rd September, the third day of. Sounds like an autistic medieval jester.

@ReemAmirIbrahim Because when you say it out loud it is the only way it makes sense.

Why do Americans write the MONTH before the DAY? It makes no sense.

@MAGACult2 That's because, unfortunately, when America farts the whole world has to sit in the smell.

Isn’t it amazing how much they know about our politics. I guarantee it’s more than every human in a red hat. Listen to channel 4 rip apart Trump on his racist post.

@Nursey1994 @MilesLeah69977 @MrPitbull07 Never met anyone who's tried them that doesn't like them

@geoff__leopard @MilesLeah69977 @MrPitbull07 And oatcakes… love an oatcake

Have you ever heard of anyone putting Potato Chips on a Sandwich? 🤯 🥪

@Nursey1994 @MilesLeah69977 @MrPitbull07 Certainly a thing in Stoke.

@MilesLeah69977 @MrPitbull07 My mum’s fam are from Stoke/Trentham. I’m half Potteries half Londoner..

@PitterPotter619 @hcafcopinions He started off well but when his form dipped we weren't able to take him out of the firing line like you normally would with young players because of our injuries. For the rest of the season, if he got tackled once by a fullback in a game, he went into his shell and hid.

Last night’s Koumas ‘cameo’ made it quite clear why the Birmingham fans held the opinion they did. #hcafc

@wool1111 @vintagemapstore Seems to be missing some Lancs

@vintagemapstore book/spook merger incorrectly mapped

Six ways to divide British accents

@PurelyFootball Bit rich from a guy who was a world beater but once he lost his pace went back to being an average striker

🗣️ Michael Owen: "There was more pure footballers back in the day. Now you have to be an athlete." "You just have to be able to run, you have to be big, you have to be fast... you have to be covering X amount of kilometres now." "There's loads of great players that were absolute ballers. Proper, proper talented." "Now if you can run a bit further than anyone else and basically pass it from A to B, you're getting a decent career in the Premier League." "You don't even have to be that good anymore. Back in the day you had to have real skill and attributes to be a top footballer."

@theinspiredkiln @northstokie It makes him easy to defend against by a solid left back who's done his homework

@northstokie The potential is there, for sure...but he is one dimensional, and if you starve the left foot, and stop him cutting inside he's done. We do need more from him

Said earlier this season I got the impression Robins wasn't entirely convinced with Milly - I expect he'll be off in the summer, at the latest.

@Nzonzi_Szn @ThePottersHub @joekrishnan Hasn't got any

@ThePottersHub @joekrishnan What’s the problem with his knee ?

Crystal Palace winger Jesurun Rak-Sakyi has decided to join Stoke City on loan with an obligation to buy Potters are aware of his knee issue but are willing to take risk to sign the 23yo There was late interest from Monaco, but JRS already chose Stoke. @joekrishnan