George Castady

@pattonoswalt Are you quoting the Workaholics podcast?

“One time the actor who played Mr. Belvedere sat on his balls and they had to shut down production for the day.”

Labels out #NewProfilePic #Shots

@gmail and @google completely locked our organization out of our email without warning. There is no chance of human contact, what do you suggest?

@AmericanAir Some kind of frequent flyer miles need to be given. It was a 12 hour delay, two additional $50 Ubers and a $200 hotel room.. not to mention my time during a very busy week.

@georgecastady Our apologies for the flight changes. We see the updated flights departing at 10:44a, and we aim for an on-time and improved service.

@AmericanAir I waited patiently with each update until I was told my flight was canceled 10 hours later. The staff said there was no staff to fly the planes and gave me no answers or credits.. offered no additional explanation. I need to be home. #AUS #AustinAirport

#AmericanAirlines #AustinAirport I waited patiently with each update until I was told my flight was canceled 10 hours later. The staff said there was no staff to fly the planes and gave me no answers or credits.. offered no additional explanation. I need to be home. #AUS

@Marvellous_Jan Love it.

@anthonyjeselnik You’re famous!

Behind The Scenes in Denmark with The Fold | Weekend Whip Video Shoot youtu.be/JSDSy8Ngkw0 via @YouTube

Happy 11th birthday to our Ninjago/Fold Community! instagram.com/p/CYuj_dXLcm7/…

@DiGiorno DiGiorno. No?

Give us a new slogan.

@LEGO_Group I would play a Les Paul guitar made of LEGO’s.. and the world would rejoice.

If you had to incorporate a special #LEGO piece into your creation, how would you do it?

@DiGiorno Can I DM you? I’ve had this one in place for YEARS.

@podimportant #OpportunityKnocks #DanaCarvey #Chicago #LetsGOOO #Cubbies!!

Patrick Wisdom's OPS is higher than your SAT score. #CubTogether

@elonmusk @thefold This song is only 15.2 Dogecoin!

If major Dogecoin holders sell most of their coins, it will get my full support. Too much concentration is the only real issue imo.

1.21 gigawatts at 88MPH. #BackToTheF150

@elonmusk @kunalb11 Is he the man from 3038?

@kunalb11 I’m an alien

Elon musk may end up running 4+ 500 billion companies simultaneously at a relatively young age. What I want to really understand: how does he do it? How does he manage context switching? How does he design his Org? So many questions.

Didn’t ODB OD? I don’t know.. did he? No not Diddy, ODB.. I think he did OD.. Sorry that was so confusing.. No Biggie. #Wordplay #ODB #Diddy #Biggie

Here I go again trying to sell my brand new invention yet again. @normmacdonald owns one. He doesn’t know that yet but he will! youtu.be/vjez4HauWlE