George Sutton

@Mattmufc2002 Won’t be moaning when he buys the next big superstar with that money

Grim

@Mattmufc2002 Yeah we do tbf

@georgesutton52 Yes they’ve got an actual song about it

They’ll win their cup final one day

@Mattmufc2002 Who?

Hilarious football club

@CountyChamp No

Is Dan Lawrence the best looking batter in England?

@Mattmufc2002 Just pop round the corner to ease yourself into the season 👍

Fulham the first away is nice if nothing else

@englandcricket Ooo raaa, a bicycle @craigythewoods

Arriving at the ground in style 😎 Only one way to beat the road closures in London 😂

@Mattmufc2002 Pay day for Joel

Well that’s just bollocks isn’t it. We’ll have £200m then

1’s beat @BGCC1874 by 1 wicket with two balls to spare in a thriller. @georgesutton52 83 @kierangalla 54 2’s lose to @DownendCricket by 71 runs 3’s beat @StMRCC by 50 runs

@Mattmufc2002 Manchester bound, to watch 1999 highlights on the plane home, to fall asleep on the coach home to Bristol towards plenty of local teams

Bilbao bound to watch the reds in a European Cup final 😎

@Mattmufc2002 Bloody hell Matt that’s hilarious, i really like the use of the brackets. Really sells the joke👍

Surely we can’t fuck it up tonight (we can)

@Mattmufc2002 Shows your defence system working properly 👍

@georgesutton52 Made me sneeze mate. Bit like an episode of your beer sneezes

Lyon fans will of course be able to do whatever the fuck they want next week

@Mattmufc2002 @Jack67820111 @mseymour84 Mecca

@Jack67820111 @mseymour84 Fergie won us loads of trophies so let’s build a mega bowl. Brilliant

Sir Alex Ferguson, the most decorated manager in United’s history, said: “Old Trafford holds so many special memories for me personally, but we must be brave and seize this opportunity to build a new home, fit for the future, where new history can be made.”

@AdamPTravers @Mattmufc2002 fearing for his life

‘Bonnie Blue is pregnant, BUT WHO TO, CHRIS KAMARA?’

@Mattmufc2002 He could be the one. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take 👍

@georgesutton52 Don’t even know his name tbf

Internet people telling match goers what to do again

@Mattmufc2002 Thought you only had internet/football twitter mates?

@georgesutton52 So is my Asian mates left foot

@Mattmufc2002 your knees are now internet famous

@georgesutton52 The correct way to protest

@AbsoluteBruno @Jack67820111

Bro said f*ck it I’m THE butcher