Greg Washburn

@Daniels congrats on writing the first ever Chekhov’s butt plug 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

@TimBarnes451 This is brilliant.

a fun way to explain your atheism or agnosticism is “i’ve been doing my own research”

@RepAdamSchiff I just spent an hour trying to find out if a pediatrician was in or out of my network before visiting them. Surely there’s a better way. What’s your plan?

can I buy the nft of this please reddit.com/r/nextfuckingl…

@Photoshop if you're going to be such a lil bitch about my scratch disks tell me how to clear em. Go on. Do it. I dare you. How do I do it? Teach me.

@FoolishCoward Just don’t grind or anything

As soon as i’m fully vaccinated i’m going freak dancing

What if we just rebranded it something like ‘DeficitReductionCare’ would people get onboard then?

22 studies agree: 'Medicare for All' saves money thehill.com/blogs/congress…

Anyone ever wanted to see me piss my pants? Today is your lucky day.

My wife is lactose intolerant so I’ve been using this vegans recipe a lot lately.

If it’s inevitable that you’ll screw your kid up, why waste time doing it?

@NiKazoura In these trying times it’s important to ask questions, listen to the answer, and engage in meaningful dialogue.

@shoptheinside do you have customer support? been trying to get info on a shipment. I've only received half of a bed, but the shipment tracking says "fulfilled." Been sleeping on the floor for a month waiting for this. Any help?

Food labels are out of control. @TheKloons

It’s open enrollment, I’m opting out of dental insurance too. Thanks DTC!

Fancy lawyers allow cult members to kill themselves.

It’s almost like he’s a Russian agent.

@DemSocialists Kinda like how we get automatically registered for the draft...🤔 seems like they’d rather we shoot bullets than cast ballots.

Everyone in the United States should be automatically registered to vote on the day they turn 18.

Kinda bored today anybody have a suggestion of an activity I could do?

Finally, a product or service that will fill the massive void in my life.