Nigel Powers

@wrydhoe @pleasekilljay Nigga ugly

@pleasekilljay pls don’t get a dui ur so sexy hahaha

if u own 10 cars and get a dui do they put a breathalyzer in all ur cars

@carlBuh @AskaboutRC @wczrxq

@AskaboutRC @wczrxq personally as a former addict, bumming a ride ain’t that deep, so much other shit thats actually embarrassing, unless you made some wild made up lie as to why you needed to go there then i could see regretting the lie but if that keeps you up you must not have done some wild shit

just convinced my mom to drive me 35 mins to get a $20 front from the .5 guy.

@mikeyduran Bro still has Black Lives Matter in his bio like that wasn’t the biggest sham organization ever. And he wonders why he can’t get a job.

The job market in Portland is fucking awful

1.5 years into actively looking for new work I got my second interview ever from indeed…

@sourfarmer Me in 2011 gwp’s man live by the sword die by drowning in your own dip spit by falling asleep with one in.

Holy shit dude what are these Grizzly pouches

@0xpinara I can put you on bro. We actually might be able to 10x that zelle me about $100 and I’ll add you to the group chat.

@bubzv2 Just checked your profile out nice rack!

some men on this app are not mentally well

@EzekielChoke @SheperdsCrook @Herbworthy People that say this shit almost always get anxiety from weed. And try to flip the script

@SheperdsCrook @Herbworthy Ok boozer

Raw Garden doesn’t just claim quality, it proves it. Real standards. Full transparency. Nothing extra. Shop the difference.

@Herbworthy Meh

@Jerry1mandering @lankwilliamsjr Damn Jerry that was funny as fuck Thanks for the laugh. Not gonna favorite it though, you seem like you’re a bit ego driven by favorites.

@lankwilliamsjr Nice. Just like the old saying “only the best cowboys drive Volvos” #Fag #Leased

Went in the store to return a hat and walked out with new boots. Also I don’t wanna hear any “you should get Lucchese instead” bro I don’t have $3,000 to blow let me be happy with my Tecovas

If you're having a hard time quitting weed it's probably because the weed you smoke has fet in it.

@joymccjohnston Man U don’t want no drama boy I eat a bitches ass like a almond joy -offset

men will do everything and anything except listen or what you ask them to do

@imnotbritishhh3 Dm a pic of your tits and if everything aligns, I’d consider bringing you on as part of the OnlyFans ladies team I manage and oversee.

i can’t do this anymore i’d rather be a plumber. at least i’d make money

@dungeontreats I’m gonna grab a second Dr Pepper on the day because of this tweet. Then I’m gonna eat some cold ribs out the fridge. Cus fuck yall

drink as much soda in your lifetime as you can

@cjmnsportsmom Shouldn’t you be cooking not tweeting

If you are over 40 your main form of communication should not be Snapchat.

@bingostevenhere Incredible tweet. Would love to catch up with you for a post tweet interview but

it’s genuinely unbelievable how humid it is right now wow

@away14375 @lildovzz We call those Mexican cokes in these parts. But yes ball knower. RFK claimed they would be regular cokes though. But him and Ted Cruz are both aliens from mars sent to get the kfc crispy chicken recipe.

@geriatricboner @lildovzz Its not even a sugar coke its a high fructose coke. Sugar coke comes in glass bottles

Timmy microdosing the Midwest high school experience while in Cleveland: taking pulls of vague clear liquor and chasing with full sugar coke ❤️

@ibettotals Contraction Jackson, one of the first women I creampied. Incredible, when I first experienced it I thought it was machine made. Surely Mother Nature wasn’t responsible for this young lady to be absolutely dj’ing cock with no hands.

@geriatricboner Nigel, grips like a retard holding a pencil

I’m having myself a fuckin day

@lankretard We should start zeal team 6 and shoot people with ozempic needles from a blow dart gun.

I like em skinny like this

@dominick_cobb_ Anal in a 86 Honda accord.

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