Jonathan Townson

@Heccles94 Peace pipe must be strong today

A handful of fascists. That’s it.

@GyllKing Clutching at straws there. Just stop trying to lie, it’s pathetic and everyone can see through it.

Know this. Whatever the bullshit he & his supporters out Tommy Robinson right now will be licking his wounded ego. Because no hyperbole, exaggeration or AI can shield him from the truth. His march was a huge flop. This is it in full.

@wydAriaX @grok Bonnie blue

Hey @grok , Name one person who could pull a crowd like this in this generation

@Unc860000 @CrazyyHub Shoot one rest will fuck off

@CrazyyHub Ain’t no strap helping you atp you Might get a couple but that’s ya ass after that lol

Always stay strapped, you never know when you might need it...

@anon_opin Welcome to the real world where most of us actually have to go in and work

Civil servant here. If Farage wins the next GE, he'll call us all back to the office 5 days a week. The CS will then be on the verge of collapse, as thousands of people will either retire immediately or quit, due to the removal of WFH. Cheap optics will meet reality.

@MbarkCherguia Scruffy rucks

Two women and a baby get challenged by two security guards for shoplifting. They put up a fight, and a third security guard comes steaming in and grabs the stolen loot. Shoplifting is wrong, but did this guard go too far?

@jpjanson @piersmorgan Then he isn’t a woman is he.

@piersmorgan Yes, a pre op trans woman can have a penis. Now go find another minority to hate. Oh and post a photo of your penis so we can be 100% certain you aren’t a TERF.

Read the comments. Then read the room. Then go to a biology class.

@Keir_Starmer The only response needed, quite clearly the majority of the British public want, is for you to go. No more lies no more “I didn’t know” just do us all a favour and piss odd

We must respond to the message that voters have sent us and break with the status quo once and for all. We must confront the big challenges the public face with real answers. That is how we will deliver the change that people are desperate for and build a stronger and fairer country. theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

@jamesy_c1 @Heccles94 He needs to stick to thinking he can magically make tits bigger, well thinking about it he’s managed to get a party full of them

@Heccles94 oh Fuck of you cunt How and why should local elections have anything to do with Palestine

I think there is a world possible in which we can both fix pot holes, and oppose genocide in Gaza.

@Keir_Starmer Read the room. Resign

These are tough results for Labour. There’s no sugarcoating it. We’ve lost brilliant Labour representatives who’ve stood up for their communities. People are still frustrated. Their lives aren’t changing fast enough. We haven’t offered enough hope or optimism for the future. I was elected to change this country - tough days like this don’t weaken my determination to do that. They strengthen it.

@ZackPolanski Zack, and I say this with all due respect missing, you’re an idiot. If you took over tomorrow it’s likely we would have zero economy and lights be out by the end of the week. Stick to thinking tits bigger

They've got nothing but constant abuse. We've got a plan to tackle the cost of living. A plan to make life more affordable for everyone. A plan to end Rip Off Britain. Vote Green! 💚

@WybertonPilgrim @Mrdecent000 Is it the bridge going to the airport I’m selling?

@Mrdecent000 If you think this video is real then I've got a bridge to sell ya.

Karen tries to forbid us from moving in 😡

@byellielouise Great photo!

I sit L2 LL, anyone recognise this little lad? Thought his Dad might like the photo

@PutneyFleur 18 months to see my consultant. Stop talking shit

Patients are being seen sooner. Labour has delivered 5.2 million extra appointments, with waiting lists down by 370,000. We are getting the NHS back on its feet.

Those black dots literally saved my and my boyfriend's life. We were four hours deep into a road trip through the desert, and the dashboard thermometer was reading a suffocating 112 degrees. My boyfriend, Mark, was driving my car. The AC was blasting at full capacity inside, while the outside of the car was basically baking in a convection oven. Mark was complaining about the glare and pointed at the edge of the windshield. "I don't understand why cars have these stupid black dots all over the edges," he said, tapping the glass. "It just blocks the view." I didn't say anything because I was half asleep. Ten minutes later, that random piece of car trivia became the only reason we didn't end up in an ambulance. We were cruising at 80 mph behind a massive eighteen wheeler when its back right tire violently blew out. A massive, heavy chunk of steel belted rubber the size of a microwave launched into the air and came hurtling directly toward the passenger side of our windshield. There was no time to swerve. The rubber slammed into the top right corner of the glass, right directly on that thick band of black dots, with a deafening *CRACK*. The impact was so violent it shook the entire chassis of the car. Mark slammed on the brakes, pulling us over to the shoulder in a cloud of dust. We sat there, hearts completely hammering in our chests, waiting for the glass to cave in on us. The windshield had a massive, ugly spiderweb fracture spreading from the corner, but the glass stayed entirely intact and firmly glued to the frame. When the tow truck driver finally arrived to get us, he ran his hand over the cracked glass and whistled. "You guys are incredibly lucky," he said, shaking his head. "With the temperature difference today, freezing AC inside, over a hundred degrees outside, the thermal shock alone usually makes these things completely cave in when they take a hit like that. But it hit right on the frit band." Mark looked at him, confused. "The what?" "The black dots," the driver explained, tapping the edge. "They dissipate the heat so the glass doesn't warp, and they protect the adhesive. If this car had a cheap aftermarket windshield without a proper ceramic frit, that impact would have instantly popped the entire pane of glass right out of the frame and right into your laps at 80 miles an hour. That little black border literally held the structural integrity of your car together." Mark went completely pale and looked over at me. I just raised an eyebrow, took a sip of my water, and let the silence hang there. He never complained about the black dots again.

@learning_yohei Fuck no

日本からこんにちは🇯🇵👋 イギリス人に質問があります🇬🇧🙋‍♀️ イギリス人っていつも上品でエレガントな英語を話すの？✨✨✨

@occuring23812 @TRobinsonNewEra It is I wouldn’t believe a word that comes out of her mouth

Native British lady explains how third world invaders treat her on a construction site. This is the mentality of them. You can't fix it. Remove them for the safety of our people.

@ElectricityNW hi. Just had a phone call from customer services asking about a power cut last Friday that’s still going on with a now huge hole outside our front door. The lady didn’t know this. Brilliant then proceeded to put the phone down when corrected in a typical attitude

@EssexPR Apparently it’s controversial 😂

Booooooooooom — common sense 🚨 IOC limits female event eligibility to biological females THE MALE CHEATERS ARE GONE.

@DrHoenderkamp A quick google search should make you realise how much of an idiotic statement that it.

Please do give me examples of a trans man (woman) beating real men to their hard won prizes, or pummelling a real man in a boxing ring.... In other words, give me examples of trans men (women) having an unfair bodily advantage over men. Of course its about fairness you misogynistic woman hating man.