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When they die, these books will be thrown in the trash by their Haitian caretaker and no one will ever remember they existed
INTERIOR PORN@INTERIORPORN1
OMG, do you know how much of a flex this is?? 😭
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J’avais absolument pas réalisé que O Father était dans les 7
THE BOYS@TheBoysTV
Episode 5 is live and all is well in Seven Tower. One of these statements is true, the other absolute bollocks.
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@Alkibiades_ Are you actually trying to say that because this boy was erect it’s not rape?
That is just as insane as saying a woman wasn’t raped if she was wet. What the fuck are you trying to say dude?
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The foreskin contains the frenular delta, the true male G-spot. If you are circumcised, you’ll never fully know how your penis functions… you may never even know true love.. 😢❤️🩹
It’s time to demand reparations if you were circumcised without consent! ✊
#ForeskinReparationsNOW
David Sun@arcticinstincts
Status symbols of the 2030s: 1. Avoided the COVID shot (no spike protein dmg) 2. Palantir goyscore above 700 (not homeless & microchipped) 3. Foreskin intact (No imperial submission) 4. Can read long form text (no scrollcel brain dmg) 5. Avoided the Iran war draft (not dead)
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@HuntH9615 @CaudilloXIV I myself haven't had an original thought for the past 6 months
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@CaudilloXIV I've seen this tweet so many times. Do you people not have any original thoughts? Like you thrive on copying others
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@medbazongas @CaudilloXIV imagine how big they'll be when she's older
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@MITCHELLBIZZAY @GTAVI_Countdown talk about Dostoevsky and he'll be happy
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@GTAVI_Countdown Steven Ogg is coming to a convention in my city and I kinda want to meet him but I’m also scared he’s going to snap at me for saying Trevor is one of my favourite maniacs in fiction… and I’m not going to lie to him and say I like his movies so I don’t know.
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Michael’s actor Ned Luke has had enough of Trevor’s actor, Steven Ogg because he never played GTA 5 and has no idea what he’s talking about.
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@patrickthedaddy Because your mind gets to fill in the blanks, thus creating the perfect body in your head
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why women are less attractive when they're naked
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@DudespostingWs This word often comes up as one of the "hard words" in this game. It is a common word
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@ChilliDoor @LindyTasteful you pulled that out of your hairy ass
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@LindyTasteful The bit with her struggling with the straw was entirely unscripted, she was meant to drink some soda and then smile at the camera but it was so funny the director kept it in.
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2000s-era South African TV ads. A different time
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A brave man running naked covers his crotch. A wise man covers his face.
Tekee@Tekeee
Be honest
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@hiie_itsmeAria @SFNloubnan as in you will be too confident, and that's when they get ya
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As a civil engineer, this is the most dangerous road you can drive on.
Civixplorer@Civixplorer
🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia's Highway 10 stretches 256 kilometers without curves. It's considered the longest straight road in the world.
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@akaSpaceHombre @HEAVYWASH_ the lion does not concern himself with being caught in the act
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It’s nothing short of a sign of nobility to record a woman in the gym with no attempt to hide it. Just standing in front of them and recording a proper video. Powerful.
Shrija@plot_twistttt
Type of Girl you see in GYM and never again
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Nigga accidentally cold approached a 17 year old from Italy. liberalism has successfully convinced us that courtship is evil.
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