Gary Goldberg
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Gary Goldberg
@ggbergDC
Artist. Muralist. Dad. Gardener. Space Laser Instructor.
Katılım Şubat 2011
487 Takip Edilen111 Takipçiler
Credit where it’s due I can definitely see why lots of guys have told you you’re funny and insightful
Arynne Wexler@ArynneWexler
You guys need to understand what’s happening behind the scenes in comedy Even in South Florida it’s controlled by leftists OR people who are still terrified of the woke mob I have comics trying to get bookers to kick me off lineups once they see my account, and venues that won’t consider booking me But there is a cohort of bookers and comics who hold the line A triggered woman tried to get me kicked off stage this week, but the show’s producer said to her “Just for that, she gets 5 extra minutes” A venue asked me not to include their logo in my posts because “you can’t joke about that”, but now they’re regretting it because the clip went viral I would rather post the joke from home than stand on stage and censor what I say Stand up is a battlefield for free speech The fight is so far from over, but I’m just getting started We’re going to kick the teeth in of these cowards — and then get them to laugh Thanks for following
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@Shteyngart Keep the bunting up for Increased Water Pressure Shower Head Day.
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So is Liberation Day officially over? Should I take down the bunting?
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Traitor?
Elon, if you don’t understand that defending freedom is a basic tenet of what makes America great and keeps us safe, maybe you should leave it to those of us who do.
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Bunch of pot-bellied, sunken-chested Men’s Wearhouse Putin-poodles trying to bully a scary-quiet, wasteland survivor who stared down death is gorgeous cringe.
Drew Harwell@drewharwell
The reporter who asked Zelensky if he owned a suit, Brian Glenn, is from the pro-Trump network Real America’s Voice and Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene's boyfriend. He got one of the rare Oval Office interviewer spots after the White House blocked the Associated Press
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Russian State Media (TASS) was in the meeting.
AP and Reuters were not.
Any questions?
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@Shteyngart How did I know you were against pedestrian-centered boulevards.
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You are the bestest mayor! Keep doing stuff!
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@NYCMayor
Right now, 70% of the people on Fifth Avenue are pedestrians but they can only use less than HALF of the space! That's going to change under the plan we rolled out to completely transform Fifth Avenue into a WORLD-CLASS pedestrian-centered boulevard. Learn more: nyc.gov/office-of-the-…
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Gary Goldberg retweetledi
82 Republicans Voted to Shut Down the Government During Hurricane Season
21 of them are from Florida, Georgia, and the Carolinas
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Did the former VP speak at the Republican convention? No
Did the former First Lady? No
Did the former Second Lady? No
Did the former presidents? No
Did the former chief of staff? No
The people who knew Trump best didn't speak.
Not even Ivanka.
Hulk Hogan spoke, though.
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So Republicans are featuring Kid Rock and Hulk Hogan tonight at the RNC to show the kind of contemporary relevant celebrity star power they can turn out for Trump.
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@HowThingsWork_ The unpredictable moves of the Boulenger's Garter Snake serve as a defensive tactic.
Watch this
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What do you think of this method for catching snakes? 🐍
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Maybe I should clarify a few things:
My wife was actively bleeding & denied a D&C even after it was determined our baby had no heartbeat. I don't understand why people keep quoting current Texas law, and saying it never could/would happen.
IT HAPPENED!
Also, a D&C (dilatation and curettage) and an "Abortion" require the SAME PROCEDURE.
Not removing the fetus could have resulted in sepsis and/or death.
She was sent home on 3 separate occasions.
She was prescribed misoprostol which was administered at home, where she bled for 3 days straight, and after I discovered her unconscious in our bathroom had to be rushed to the hospital for life saving care.
Our story is TRUE.
This is NOT political propaganda.
There is no GoFundMe (we will pay our own medical bills, thank you)
THE CURRENT ABORTION LAWS IN TEXAS ARE WHY THIS HAPPENED!
IT NEVER SHOULD HAVE HAPPENED!
We don't wish this nightmare on anyone.
Not even the vile people who continue to attack us.
I'm going to do my best to MAKE SURE this is not the world my daughter has to grow up in.
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@Shteyngart I saw this guy come out of the courthouse. Big guy, orange face, right outta central casting, tears streaming down his face…
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@RonanFarrow @NewYorker Great reporting. Great podcast. Thank you!
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As Donald Trump becomes the first US President to be convicted of felony crimes, take a look back at our reporting in the @NewYorker that exposed the first detailed accounts of the AMI "catch and kill" transactions that played a central role in the case:
On the effort to suppress an unproved rumor of a Trump love child: newyorker.com/news/news-desk…
On the effort to suppress Karen McDougal's affair: newyorker.com/news/news-desk…
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@ProjectLincoln I saw this guy come out of the courthouse. Big guy, orange face, right outta central casting, tears streaming down his face…
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@egavactip After consuming the meal, the entire family of nine stated that John F. Kennedy was assassinated by the CIA.
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Just when I thought the presidential ballot couldn't get any longer...
cbsnews.com/minnesota/news…
"Family members infected with brain worms after eating undercooked bear meat"
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